At least, that's what SD21 claims.

She called DH asking him for college tuition. DH is almost as broke as I am and cannot help her this semester. SD lost her sh!t when he told her he didn't have any money. Why? Because she doesn't want to have student loans.

DH had NOTHING up his sleeve (I check carefully for stray dryer sheets) and did not buy the skids so much as a breath mint for Christmas.

He did, however, buy me a new, SPECTACULAR wedding band with 20, yes TWENTY, diamonds in it. You could have knocked me over with a feather. I opened the box and my mouth was hanging open for a solid minute.

DH: Baby, don't you like it??
Me: YES!! It's so beautiful and I'm so surprised!!

Then I burst into tears.

SD21 is mad at DH. Why? Because she spouted off some BS "fact" and DH corrected her on it. So now SD is p!ssed and DH isn't sure if she'll come over for Christmas.

I'm willing to bet my eyeteeth she WILL be here because SHE WANTS THAT GIFT CARD!

Won't she be surprised when she finds out she isn't getting one... }:)

BioHo trained her daughters well. What are men good for? Getting a bay and money, money, MONEY. The ONLY time the SDs call DH is when they want money. Other than monetary requests, he never hears from them.

Yesterday he told me that he will not be able to give any of the skids the usual gift card (y'know, MONEY). He hasn't worked any over time since summer and is still paying off the medical bills from his hospital stay. So that means the ONLY gifts are for his step-grandkids. His kids/skids get N-O-T-H-I-N-G.

Call the Waaaaaaaaahm-bulance!!!