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Trifecta of Detention!!

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Fri, 01/16/2015 - 7:35am

Ok I'll go back to my old names. . .Prince Hygiene SS12, received detention last month for skipping homework. Which is CONSTANT with Dominatrix, SS16 and was CONSTANT with Brainiac OSS18 when he was in school.

So another notice comes in the mail. He skipped DETENTION for missed homework and now is on "Administrative Detention" (double secret probation???).

Once again "phone call to parent" (the BM who shall be referred to as the Girhippo) and a "conference with the student." (TM)

Got slapped with a THIRD detention for ignoring the detention on 1/9/15.

O/T Chef Bouillabaise FAIL

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Thu, 01/15/2015 - 2:08pm

Yep he went to make a recipe that says "serves 6-8" however he interpreted 9 CUPS of seafood stock as 4.5 QUARTS . I make my own stocks that are CLEARLY labeled "4 cups or 2 quarts, etc." We had plenty of homemade stock and yet he used ALL the stock, went out and bought MORE!!!

I quickly quizzed Chef on common standard measures (heaven help him if I were to give him METRIC measurements) He did not know that 8 oz is a cup, 2 cups = pint, 4 cups = quarts and so on.

Not Unlike Drac0's "Tall Boy," SD(16) Is Mysteriously Absent. . .

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Thu, 01/15/2015 - 9:28am

. . .for MIDTERMS!

Yep that's right, folks. SD was "sick" on midterms day. It's noted as "illegal absence with excuse"

HMMMMMM.

I see she scored a whopping 35 out of 100 on her Biology make up midterm.

HMMMMMM.

Her homework grades cycle between A+, F and Zero. HMMMMMMMM! Good to see that the BM and StepDaddy BigBucks can do 10th grade level homework. Failing every subject except for Gym and Health.

BM doesn't care and if I told Chef, he would just get out his industrial strength sized can of Turd Polish (TM)

I Think This Goes Out to JustAnotherSM

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Fri, 01/09/2015 - 8:52am

Been lurking lately as the job has exploded! They sent my coo coo co-worker packing to another office and she is still mourning the fact she no longer supports the "handsome men in uniform" dept. Did several scenes from "Sunset Blvd" including a "farewell tour" of ALLLLLL her FRIENDS in the "handsome men in uniform" dept, but I digress.

I think it was JustanotherSM who got "busted" when her SD found and printed out her blogs to show DH. At which time he freaked out.

O/T It's Official: My Daughter and Her Husband are Moving to Pennsylvania!

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Tue, 01/06/2015 - 7:06am

Daughter's hubby got a job in Maryland!! He'll be commuting from Southern Pennsylvania to his new workplace. Daughter will be finding a job locally once they're settled in.

They'll be moving the middle of this month. I can't help but feel a bit wistful!!

My grown son lives with his fiancee about two hours away; biodaughter will be moving about 4 1/2 hours a way. Not too far, but you know. . . as opposed to an hour away now. . .

I'm sure they will be successful as always. OH and my grown kids have NEVER asked me for money! Imagine that!!!!

The House Shitter Turned 12

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Mon, 01/05/2015 - 9:14am

And soon his carefully preserved FB account will be turned on no doubt.

He'll be following in the footsteps of his ne'er do well older siblings. And I don't blame him or his siblings--all due to two parents who should have never conceived.

In fact the House Shitter was the "baby-to-save-our-crumbling-for-six-years-straight marriage" (TM)

Yep didn't work out that way. HS will continue to fail academically as the BM is the BFF to her kids and won't make them do anything they find distasteful (i.e. homework, classwork, school attendance)

Chef is being Sickeningly Sweet

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Fri, 01/02/2015 - 10:13am

In other words, not his usual self. He offered to take the Christmas decor up to the 2nd floor of the garage. . . :jawdrop:

Normally I get all the decor out, put it up, take it down and put it back on the 2nd floor of the garage. . .

As I've mentioned before, he desperately wants to get on my health insurance here at work; the only way he can do that is if we get married.

My 2015 List

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Wed, 12/31/2014 - 11:40am

1. Get promoted (applied for the promotion today--I've been told it's pretty much a lock)

2. Learn to acclimate to the new roommate (co-worker-who-would-have-made-a-great-psycho-BM is ALMOST out)

3. Buy rental property

4. Continue to resist Chef's request to get married so he can get on my insurance and escape the Obamacare tax for not having health insurance.

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