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Completely off topic - but what the F am I thinking??

Stick's picture

Submitted by Stick on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 6:35pm

My husband travels for a living. He has been gone since July 7th.

I took SD up to see her daddy this week because he was at a city that is only a 4 hour drive. We are here from today until Sunday. We spent today doing some sightseeing and are now back at the hotel. DH had to go to work tonight.

We are also going to see DH at the end of the month in another city that is within driving distance. And then he actually gets to come home for a week!! Yay!! Smile

Anyway, to save money on this trip, we got 1 hotel room with 2 beds as SD is with us. On the next trip we already decided we will have 2 ROOMS.

It's 2 mini vacations.

WHAT THE F*CK WAS I THINKING?? I want to jump this guy's bones every freakin' time he is in the room. I haven't seen him for 6 weeks and we got the room for all 3 of us!! Obviously, I knew I'd miss him and I knew I'd want to have um...er... "congress" with him... but I don't for the life of me know why I thought we should only have 1 room this trip.

I am searching this hotel for dark corridors... or thinking about sending stepdaughter to get some ice... down the street!! ha!! (Just joking of course... or not)

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Mally's picture

Submitted by Mally on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 7:11pm

how about the bathroom! run a shower lock the door. use the toilet like a chair. Iknow it sounds gross but desperate times.

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Submitted by Stick on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 7:14pm

Too funny! I'm just so happy to see him. He's at his job right now and will be back in the room around 9:00pm. Hmmmm ... maybe we can get SD to take a bath!!! And then we'll have the room to ourselves!! .... Thanks!

*** A rainbow just threw up on me... and now I'm sh*tting glitter! ***

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Submitted by EvilDiva on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 9:32pm

Stick, we only stay at hotels with "suites" that include living room and door with pull out sofa. More expensive than one room, but less than two and guess what? Yes, freedom to "congress" all over the place.

And yes that toilet and bathroom countertop will do the trick...

Desperate times call for desperate measures!

Thanks for the laugh!

Evil Diva

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Submitted by belleboudeuse on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 9:53pm

Girl, march right down to the front desk and ask for a suite. Life is TOOO short!

BB

- You are not second best, you are not second class. Do not ever let anyone make you feel that way. (2Bloved)

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Submitted by RB on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 10:10pm

Guess what, your husband is going to be feeling the same way you are. You had better get a different room, unless you want to get together in the bathroom, because you are going to want a door that locks.

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Submitted by Stick on Thu, 08/20/2009 - 10:47pm

If there ever was a time I'd want to slip a kid a sedative it's RIGHT NOW. Thank God I don't have any with me!!

*** A rainbow just threw up on me... and now I'm sh*tting glitter! ***

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Submitted by Selkie on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 8:41am

*Snorting coffee all over my keyboard

I agree! What the F WERE you thinking? ROFL.

You realize, of course, you'll now have to update us on how you got around this little problem! Wink

Aw man, that's a good one. So glad to see that you finally get to be with him, too. Have a great time!

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Submitted by Sia on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 11:40am

I hope you had a good time last night Stick! Wink

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Submitted by Stick on Fri, 08/21/2009 - 6:47pm

We waited until SD fell asleep and then took a ride in the bathroom (it's actually a very nice bathroom!).

Thank God the girl also takes pretty long showers. It was a nice morning!!

I have to say - and DPW let me know if you agree with this!! - It is kind of fun to be "teenagers" again and have to sneak!! I wouldn't recommend it for any longer than a few days though!!

Shhhh be quiet!!!

*** A rainbow just threw up on me... and now I'm sh*tting glitter! ***