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"Hiring a Child Actor" Spin Off DE JA VU!!

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Submitted by Auteur on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 1:22pm

This video is SO reminiscent of Prince Hygiene at that age (and older)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RtNHCYfhtw

Here's a few more that are SOOOO Brainiac at that age and of course Prince Hygiene and VD!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nDIQPqlIr4&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L10Zpt5m4s0&feature=related

And check out all the free ranging BM comments and BM apologists!!

((SHUDDER!!))

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Submitted by beyond pissed-off on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 1:55pm

Damn!!! I can't get the links to work. Probably nothing wrong with the links - I am just a a drooling idiot with computers. Think angry chimp banging on the keyboard. Although I have yet to throw feces.......YET! Smile

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Submitted by beyond pissed-off on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 2:02pm

Uhm...durrrr...more drooling...yahoo? Aw man - here comes the feces flinging...... Smile

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Submitted by beyond pissed-off on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 2:09pm

That would explain it. I am fluent in Lancome, Godiva and the Pennsylvania Criminal Code! Wink

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Submitted by Auteur on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 2:12pm

Ok, go to the lancome website while having steptalk open. Then cut and paste the links into the lancome site and hit enter.

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Submitted by beyond pissed-off on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 2:17pm

It worked!! Holy crap! Wait a minute....what sort of evil computer sorcery is this? I will not be drawn into the unholy alliance of the interwebz! She is a witch - she communes with the devil (the internet) - BURN HER!!! BURN THE INTERNET WITCH!!!! Aaaarrrrgh!!!! :jawdrop: Smile Smile

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Submitted by beyond pissed-off on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 2:37pm

My mother warned me about people like you! First it is a harmless workaround. Then meeting in back alleys to exchange discs which may or may not contain viruses. Next thing I know you will have me drinking....and smoking.....and fucking using those god damned cursewords!!!!!! Back - back you creature of darkness! But...uhm...don't forget to invite me to your parties, K? Wink

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Submitted by Auteur on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 3:02pm

Well, GG has called me a witch with a B and also a See You Next Tuesday. . .ahem. But yes I do burn sage and utter stay away mantras. I've also been known to sprinkle salt over the threshold to keep the clattering of cloven hooves at bay.

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Submitted by beyond pissed-off on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 3:44pm

Ooooh - good idea. My skids are quick though. Wonder if I could just hook it up so it comes out of the shower head in their bathroom? Maybe I would go in there and there would just be a pile of soggy ash from their spontaneous combustion! Would be the first time I ever enjoyed cleaning the tub.....

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Submitted by Auteur on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 3:52pm

Ahhh SHC. I long for that at times.

So your skids SHOWER?

Although Prince Hygiene was known for his patented 30 minute soapless showers. Just squatted down and played with the drain. Although he never got clean, he DID manage to run my electric bill up as high as a kite though.

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Submitted by beyond pissed-off on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 4:14pm

They are teens - 12, 14 and 16. Showers are endless! And the cologne/body spray is enough to knock over total strangers at 50 paces. Yet they still have that chic homeless Aercrombie and Fitch look. Like Dolly Parton said - "Ya gotta spend a lot of money to look this trashy!"

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Submitted by alwaysanxious on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 4:22pm

HAHA!"Ya gotta spend a lot of money to look this trashy!"

This whole conversation was great.

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Submitted by beyond pissed-off on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 4:25pm

Thank you!!!!! We'll be here for the foreseeable future or until we show up on the 6:00 news for killing our entire household in horrific fashion. Remember to tip your waiters and waitresses. Try the lamb! Smile

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Submitted by beyond pissed-off on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 3:39pm

Good lord - I am a criminal defense attorney. Care to hazard a guess how many times I have been called a bitch??? And sometimes by my own clients! Apparently they take it personally when you tell them the kind of time they are facing and that house arrest is not likely for their 2nd armed robbery conviction!!!!

Cloven hooves and salt, huh? Hmmm...must remember that. I DO have my own stay away mantras but they are more run of the mill than spiritual. "Get the fuck away from me bitch" has a certain ring to it but I don't think even the most liberal choir is going to take it up any time soon. Blum 3

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Submitted by Auteur on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 3:58pm

Here's my generic mantra:

(insert skid's full name) Stay away
Your MOTHERS is the best place to be at bay
You will be happy
I will be happy
(insert skid's full name) stay away
From (insert full street address of your home)
Forever and ever

Conversely wishing my bios (insert full bios names)
Love, luck, health, happiness, riches, success forever and ever

I came upon this as a total last resort when GG's guilty daddying was at its height of stupidity and was financially killing us with his guilty daddy spending; when Prince Hygiene was giving me hate stares and ignoring me (can you say negative energy?)

Notice the positive balance at the end.

Oh and one of the depts I support at work is Public Defender. I don't know HOW you guys and gals do it!! Possibly knowing that you may have to recuse yourself when your skid comes up to be public defended!!!

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Submitted by beyond pissed-off on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 4:19pm

Not a PD - I have NO idea how they do it - they are so over worked and never get the respect they deserve! I am a private defense atty. In other words - I live on the dark side. Mwahahaha!

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Submitted by ctnmom on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 1:59pm

Not to be mean but ALL these kids are so murderously irritating and frightfully fugly- some people should just not multiply, out of courtesy for the rest of us. }:)

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Submitted by Auteur on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 2:05pm

Ctnmom, they bear a TOTAL TOTAL resemblence to GG's kids!! Actually GG's kids are HOMELIER as many here can attest to; they've seen the photos. But that is not the important thing. The behaviour makes them so much worse!! These videos are EXACTLY the way GG's kids acted for the first six years that they were coming every weekend. I thought I would DIE from embarrassment when we were in public, but GG would just stare down other patrons who were looking on in horror as if to say "YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH MY ANGELS? I'LL KNOCK YOU OUT!"

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Submitted by ctnmom on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 5:27pm

Auteur I just got back on my computer LOL! How could you stand it? BTW I love your blog, and I'm an upstate NY girl myself. Biggrin

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Submitted by Rags on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 7:48pm

You and my bride and sisters in the evil world of Lancome and chocolat. Her preferred chocolat fix is pretty much anything Belgian or Lindt. We used to live a block from the Lindt store in PA.

Let's not mention the other names on her evil makeup roster.

Blum 3

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Submitted by beyond pissed-off on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 3:14pm

Ahh! Sisters under the skin! Or should I say ON the skin? If you want to make serious points with your bride, show her this website www.sephora.com or take her to a Sephora store. It is heaven for cosmetics, hair, perfume and skin care junkies. They have almost every brand ounder the sun and some that she likely never heard of. REALLY great stuff with an amazing return policy if the product does not work out. And it is a great resource for when you need a gift for her and are stumped. Anytime I have gotten that rare perfume or a gift certificate tucked into a stocking I have been thrilled!