VD on FB. . .Some Quotable Quotes!
Note: I did not alter the original spelling in any way, shape or form. This is from a 13 yr old SEVENTH grader mind you:
On her recent grades:
"my grades were priitty good! all were in 50's exeapt 4 health, chorus and gym! SO HAPPY!!!!"
(Editor's note: 65 is pass/fail in NY)
On dining out with the 350 lb Wookie (her maternal grandmother) and Prince Hygiene:
"i just ate chines with my gramma and my little bro prince hygiene and now i think im gonna EXPLODE!!! ssooooo full! but i love my gramma!! haha lol"
(Editor's note: I did change the REAL name to Prince Hygiene. . .ahhh gluttony; the sport of the gods!)
The Behemoth must be SOOOOOO Proud:
"MY MOM TOLD ALL MY TEACHERS THAT IM DATEING [insert boyfriend's name]!!!! GGGGRRRRRRR"
(Editor's note: Seriously, Behemoth??!!! Is this something to be PROUD of???)
On living life and role models:
"Just show ur true colors! meaning be who u r! im sick of seeing ppl try do dress or act like there best friend! and i have a friend that dose that and i just look @ her like shes stupid and shes wasting her time in life! dont just play a sport that u HATE just bc ur bestie is playing! just be who u r and dont me scared or imbarest or ur own self! what im trying to say is that i just want to c who im gonna grow up with and be with the rest of my life! NOT SOME MEAN RUDE BANNANA!!!!! just like the song "born this way" by lady gaga!"
(Editor's note: just how many psychiatric meds is VD on??!! Oh and BTW, I've noticed that VD starts fights with many of her "friends" on FB. . . can that be counted as being a "rude bannana"? (sic)
On VD's athletic prowess:
"omg theres a dance tomorro1 alright time to brake out my ssswwweeeeeettt moves!!!"
On that Special Day:
"My mom and gramma r takeing me some were speashel 4 my birthday that waz last sunday! they wont tell me but mom told me to wake up at 7:30 and we have to leave @ 8:15!!! IM SSSSOOOO EXITIED AND SCARED @ THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!!!!!! tell u all what we did when i get back!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH"
And last but not least. . . don't be buggin' VD about her grades, ya hear??
"people need to under stand that skool is exremly hard 4 me and that just bc u get 90s in class's DOSE NOT MEAN EVERY1 ELSE WILL 2!!!! i will ask 1 more time nicely to let me do what i have to do and please leave me alone and dont tell me wht i have 2 do to get my grades up!!!!!!!"
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Wow, that's speashel. VD
Wow, that's speashel.
VD and Fabumom's spangeled jumpsuit wearing SS must have been seperated at birth.
Ok, sorry, I'm being a mean, rude bannana.
She sounds like a weiner,
She sounds like a weiner, opps i mean winner!
LOL
LMAO look at my comment! Here
LMAO look at my comment! Here i am laughing at someone's use of the English language and i cannot spell oops correctly?!
LOL looks i am the weiner!!!!!
Ha ha ha
Auteur, I can tell you are
Auteur, I can tell you are absolutely GLOWING with pride on that one. (>snort<)
I particularly thought it was
I particularly thought it was interesting that she felt her grades were good even though failing all her core subjects.
And that the Behemoth is telling all her teachers that VD is dating a classmate? WTF??? Obviously a mental midget. Of course all the Behemoth cares about is her spawn being "popular" at school. And from the looks of VD's FB account, it's showing that some decent kids are befriending her but she's being an absolute tyrannical ass to them.
Apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Yeah, too bad it's her native
Yeah, too bad it's her native tongue.
She does, at least on some
She does, at least on some words, have a grasp of phonetics... remember... SOUND.IT.OUT before you spell it
She can easily do the work,
She can easily do the work, it's just that the Behemoth (BM) never makes her do anything "distasteful"
I was exposed to a lot of French at a young age and would reverse my English sentences (subject/predicate)
We also moved like crazy so I was never in the same school district for more than 6 months right up until 8th grade. Funny, I managed to pull all A's somehow.
This kid has been in the same school district since preschool. The Behemoth was a Stay-in-bed mom right up till VD entered the 2nd grade. The Behemoth has never had a commute longer than seven minutes to work or school. The only thing that accounts for this is piss poor non-parenting.
"Yesh, Wy?"
"Yesh, Wy?"
"slap the stupid out of her"
"slap the stupid out of her"
Would LOVE to (and her mother of course) however:
1. All three of GG's kids are PASed out
2. If I ever laid a FINGER on any one of GG's angels, GG would quite literally put me six feet under
wow!
wow!
Reading those seriously made
Reading those seriously made my eyes hurt.
Heh heh. Yes she
Heh heh. Yes she unknowningly stated a culinary term when she meant "plain Lo mein"
I'm not saying
I'm not saying
OOOH my.... that really hurt
OOOH my.... that really hurt to read.
UPDATE! Seems VD is up on FB
UPDATE! Seems VD is up on FB at midnight on a "skool nite" posting away!!
Nice parenting, Behemoth!!!
Wow-I definitely think my
Wow-I definitely think my ss13 has a better command of the English Language than your sd.
Here is a sampling of some of his facebook posts-
"still thinkin bout her can't sleep, its probly cuz i chugged some monster shots haha well im still doodling nd wishin tht monday wuld get here"-in reference to his 12 year old gf
"i almost got in a fight 2-this dude told me to stop smokin weed and i told him thats jack I havnt done that crap in a long time"-in reference to his gf telling him she had a black eye from a fight.
"At least I dnt jack off to nude pics on my phone haha" in reference to someone replying to his comment about "all i want for christmas is her"
"id take tht slide show of em off ur fone" again the nude pics reference
"I love you beautiful" in reference to his 12 year old gf
"I feel like a freakin jerk and everybody hates memy gf waz crying erlier and its all my fault I dont no wat to do shes my life and i dont want to lose her again" in reference to his 12 year old gf that he has known about 1 month
"ya man i apologize for always bein a jerk 2 u like hittin u in the head for no reason and callin u names and stuff dude" -this one truly impresses me as it seems like a genuine apology to someone who was one of his friends back before he moved in with mil
I will say he seems much more intelligent than his 12 year old gf-she's like-well there are really no words to describe what a train wreck some of her comments are.
Three words. . .cut and
Three words. . .cut and paste.
THis was all cut and pasted out of FB totally unedited/unaltered.
Very Sad.
To top it off, she was rewarded for her "pritty good" failing grades in all core subjects with a night out with her GF to see "Breaking Dawn."
Of course she spelled that incorrectly as well.
Lol as exieting as it is 2
Lol as exieting as it is 2 reed dis, girl it a trane rek u can't stop lookin lol but disengage !! Oh sd sent me a fb friend request last week and I have not accepted
You know, when I was 13, the
You know, when I was 13, the Internet had just been introduced, and I would have been embarrassed if someone else saw me typing that way. Beyond that, "imbarest"?!?! Who taught this girl to read? What a dumbass.
That's just the point. . .
That's just the point. . . she was never TAUGHT to do ANYTHING. Totally free ranged. Bedtime, brushing teeth, studying for school all OPTIONAL at the Behemoth's house.
Sponge Bob for ALL!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!