Hmmmm.....I have been wanting a new bottle of perfum for awhile now..

Perhaps I will wait for them both to come home tomorrow and wait until we are all sitting at the dinner table. I will then put on the water works, and go into "dramatics" about how all the other wives in the culdesac have that perfum, how all the other husbands buy their wives "what they want", and "how all the wives are teasing me because I am wearing a perfum that isn't name brand"!!

I know the first thing that DH will say "You have a full bottle of perfum upstairs that I bought you six months ago! It's the one you said you liked and wanted when I bought it for you!" To which I will turn around and say, in a snotty fashion with a snotty look on my face.."Well, I only said I liked that perfum because I knew you would tell me that I am "ungrateful" or that I was being "picky" if I said I didn't"..

If I wanted a knew bottle of perfum or pair of shoes every time some one said something to me that I didn't like. I would have to rent a storage shed for all my shoes and perfum living with these two!!

In a perfect world their would be retroactive abortion capabilities. ~ disgusted