Something funny:

SD20 got a job at a restaurant, hostess I believe. Works there a few months, gets fired. Somehow is in the right place at the right time and gets hired back. Drinks on the job, pulls people out of their cars in the parking lot by their hair, posts online about how her boss tells her she's mean. Amazingly, SD20 gets fired again.

Now unemployed and letting DH support her drinking and drug habit. He asks about her employment prospects and SD20 tells him she has gone back to the same restaurant where she got fired twice (although I think he only knows about the second one) to see if she can get her job back. Are you kidding me?! Wouldn't the average thinking person just slink quietly away and try to get employed somewhere else?

I think her chances are slim to none, but hey, what do I know?