Text conversation with DH this morning...
DH- I stopped at the store and there was an abandoned dog there. You know how much I love dogs.
EA- And?
DH- They said he's been here for 4 days.
EA- And?
DH- He's a beautiful hound dog.
EA- Oh hell no DH. You better NOT bring a damn dog to this house and especially NOT a hound!

DH has a dog and I have a dog. DHs dog is a pain in my ass because much like Thundefoot, he refuses to discipline the dog unless it directly affects him. Which in turn makes me dislike the dog. I reprimand my dog when he's being a little shithead so he won't grow up to be a pain in the ass. I should have said I have a puppy because he's only 6 months old. DHs dog is 4 yrs old.

DH- I bought him a can of food and today him goodbye.

Good boy DH!!!