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Submitted by Fading on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 8:43am

I have a huge project I'm dealing with at work and it has got me stressed all to hell. Pretty sure my hair is falling out thanks to it Blum 3 I just need some pick me ups! Anyone got a funny joke or story to share?

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Submitted by Fading on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 9:49am

LoL I like it! I love lame and corny jokes Smile
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Submitted by GiGi222 on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 9:23am

ok, I know this is corny, but....

~A guy was in a bar and he was pouring a beer on his hand... the bartender asks, "what are you doing?"... the guy replies, "I'm getting my date drunk!!"

~A husband turns to his wife and says, "Honey, I want you to make a lovely dinner that represents our lovemaking." The wife replies, "Vienna sausages and minute rice, coming right up!!!"

Hope that helps Blum 3

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Submitted by Fading on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 9:50am

LMAO. I love the first one. Going to have to share those...LoL

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Submitted by Silver on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 9:56am

This was so funny. Biggrin

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Submitted by Fading on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 9:57am

LMAO. I just spit coffee across the room, lol. I'm sorry you had a horrific waxing experience but it makes for a good story! LMAO. I can just picture this happening lol. Note to self: get my nether regions waxed by a pro. Lmao. I'm getting funny looks from my coworkers... LoL She-rah lol. Should be your blog name, lol.

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Submitted by mystiery on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 11:52pm

OMG I am so sorry but this is to funny. BM did this once when we all lived together (long story) well her BF was coming to visit while he was on his leave, and she went out and got wax stuff, nair, veet you name it, and she told me we were going to try it all when I got home from work that night. Well before I got home she was trying the waxing stuff said it was painful even had my bf (her ex) do it to his leg, I wish I was there she said it was to funny to watch him squirm, anyways she tried the hoohoo region as well and some of the wax got stuck too she said it was horrible, and by the time she got it all off she was pulling skin with it.

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Submitted by Silver on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 9:56am

Try the fmylife website. It's absolutely hysterical. Smile

"I have always loved the time before dawn because there is no one around to remind me who I am suppose to be, so it is easier to remember who I am." - unknown