Hey kid shut the F up and take a shower and brush your teeth for once this weekend

No I don't want to see what can you do, but I'm sure your still going to show me 25 times tonight

Wow, you should enter an eating contest, I'm positive u just ate enough food to feed a starving family of 5.

Keep your hands off my cat, much like myself he's annoyed with u too.

I wish you came with an on off switch, or even just a decent bedtime would be nice.

I don't think any of your jokes are funny, not one of them.

Stay away from me until after my first cup of coffee, your voice and my alarm clock sound the same

As cute as you think you are at 10 u look pretty immature

The act where u pretend u are afraid of the dark makes no sense since you are watching a scary movie with the lights out, and I think I lost I.q. Points just watching your dad buy that u are.

At some point I may lose my ability to fake that you are cute

Lastly, I cannot wait for Sunday @ 6 to drop u at yours moms, regardless of the tornado you left behind for me.