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Submitted by libra2libra83 on Sat, 07/19/2014 - 5:13pm

SD has been explaining how the world works. At least according to BM.

1) The tooth fairy will give more money at BM's house. So if SD loses her tooth at SO's house, she had better save it until she gets to BM's home, otherwise she will not get as much money from the tooth fairy. When SD asked her why this was true, BM's only response is "I don't know".

2) Blue cars get pulled over for speeding more than any other car. We recently purchased a new car, that is blue. SD loves the new car, and really likes the color. OF course BM must make it look inferior to her car.

These are the latest things she comes up with. At least SD has some idea that BM has no idea what she is talking about. She does ask her mother why this is true, and of course BM does not have an answer.

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lily11's picture

Submitted by lily11 on Sat, 07/19/2014 - 6:54pm

I remember those days! A few years ago my SS18 who was about 15 at the time told me it was ridiculous to buy a large pack of toilet paper at Costco. His mom just buys a few rolls at a time at the grocery store and doesn't waste all that money on toilet paper like I do.

Ridiculous!

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Submitted by Newstep on Sat, 07/19/2014 - 6:57pm

Oh yeah the world according to BM as told by SD. It was gag worthy :sick: Now I just fire back with actual facts and SD shuts the hell up. Like I need advice from a loser with no job who looks like a used up old catchers mitt. No thanks }:)

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Submitted by KiFire on Sat, 07/19/2014 - 8:57pm

I do the exact same thing. "Mom must have misunderstood... " and then explain the real thing.

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Submitted by libra2libra83 on Sat, 07/19/2014 - 9:21pm

I told SD that her mother didn't understand what happens with split families with the tooth fairy since she came from a home that was intact. I didn't. I got the same amount at both houses. She seemed to understand. We shall see.