I know my DH can be lazy. I can be, too. However, this isn't laziness that usually impacts anything serious. It's mostly procrastination and doing things on his own time.

Fine. Whatever. However, this weekend has driven me NUTS!

First, DH got home and was cleaning up the house as I was finishing up errands on Friday. He goes to sit down. We need to pick the kids up from BM by 7 so we can feed them. It is about 6:15 and BM is a 35 minute drive away. I say we need to go. He gets grouchy because he hasn't had a chance to sit since he got home and says it's okay if we're a little late.

Nope. I'm getting hungry, this is already a 1+ hour expedition, and if we sit, we'll be way late because DH is chronologically challenged. So, begrudgingly, we leave and eat. It's after 9:30 before we get home. Why? Because DH yells at the boys at BM's to clean up their crap before he will take them. Thanks for adding 20 minutes to our night, DH.

Second came on Saturday. DH needed to take OSS to the bank to exchange money/set up an account for his out of country trip. Bank closes as 1:30 and is 30 minutes away. At 11:15, DH FINALLY tells OSS to shower, then YSS. They don't leave until nearly 12:30, and DH STILL has to call me asking for OSS' SSN for the account. Glad I was home, otherwise he'd have been really SOL with ZERO time to correct the issue. Mind you, he talked to the bank earlier this week about what he needed, and didn't bother to even grab it all.

Third happened Saturday evening. I told DH to take both boys with him and do something fun for the afternoon so I could get some alone time and they could see the sun. At nearly 5:00, I call DH to find out when they will be back because I want to start dinner.

Oh, he is paying for their food. They hadn't eaten lunch yet, and so they were eating. Mind you, YSS took so long in the shower that he didn't get breakfast, so the last time he had eaten was about 7:30 the night before. And where DH took them to eat was a place that YSS doesn't much care for, so he ate half of what he bought.

Oh, and the real kicker? DH didn't bother to ask if I wanted anything. He just assumed I would have already eaten or would get something for myself. I let him know how I felt about that one because I had managed to remember to buy his wiper blades, favorite cereal, and two of his favorite drinks at the store, but he couldn't bother to ask me if I wanted dinner? "But you don't like the place we went to." NOT THE EFFING POINT!

Finally, it is now 1:15 Sunday afternoon. I went to the gym and planned on making brunch when I got back. DH said he would do it.

I got back at 11:00. I have managed to bathe, get dressed, and minorly help him out, and he is STILL cooking eggs, bacon, and fried potatoes. FFS, DH! It's a 45 minute task at most! So, now, YSS nor OSS has eaten since 5:00 last night, and DH STILL has another 15-20 minutes left to cook.

I am going to assume SSs' laundry won't be done until 6 tonight, and it will be 8:30 or so before he gets home after dropping them off (as right now I want to spend zero time with him). I'm just effing flabbergasted that he is THIS lazy and slow. He CONSTANTLY talks about doing things the efficient way, but every effing task takes him 75 years to complete!

I am hangry. I am PMSing. And I am seriously wondering if having a kid with him is wise. He would be a good dad on some stuff, but the bulk of the hard work will be on me. I'm not interested in doing the single mom thing while married.

UGH!