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What would happen if we all got PMS on the same day???

minerva385's picture

I've been reading a lot of posts and blogs today and I have to say, we are an angry bunch of ladies today (I include myself in that!) And I am grateful that we all don't typically have "that time of the month" at the same time. I think the results would be more chatostrophic(sp?) then a nuclear bomb.

Think about it...every single woman on earth gets PMS on the same day. Suddenly people are being rammed with shopping carts at the grocery store just for walking too slow (sorry grandma!), car accidents abound because we're going to ride the ass of the person in front of us and then whatever woman we are following brake checks and **CRASH**, all the "poor" men in the world will be dead because they left their dirty underwear on the floor AGAIN and we snap.

The only survivors will be our own children (not the steps...obviously) and old people because they missed the calamity while they were sitting at home, watching Wheel-of-Fortune and "resting" their eyes.

For this reason, I am thankful that I don't get my period at the same time as most of you... ;-P

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NaturallyMom's picture

World War III.

"Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves." ~ Abraham Lincoln