So last December ysd was 14 at the time. She wanted to get her nose pierced, dh was fine with it so was bm....until bm found out that osd, ysd and I were going together then it was NOT OKAY according to Voldemort. BM cited that ysd was too young and needed to wait and that was it. Okay fine. Fast forward to April of this year, ysd turns 15 and rather than letting the original plan go on, Voldemort sneaks ysd off to get her nose pierced. Osd and I are disheartened, but let it go and run off to get our noses pierced a month or so later.

Fast forward again to this past weekend, ysd15 gets into an argument with osd and decides to go back to her moms after hanging out with her friends. Dh called Voldemort to confirm that she was okay with this plan, (it was his day with ysd), Voldemort says yes its fine.

TWO MOTHER FUCKING A.M. my phone rings because Voldemort is drunk and can't drive and ysd needs a ride home and, of course, Voldey couldn't drive. THIS BITCH.

Let me back up a second here:
1. I've told dh that his kids should NOT have the option of picking and choosing where they want to stay.
2. Voldemort should have told ysd that she already had plans and to stay with her dad because it was his day OR not gotten fucking hammered since she knew 8 hours prior that her 15 y/o would be coming back to her place.

Okay back to the original point...(I know it was a super roundabout way to get here), dh actually had to call Voldemort and tell her that she was NOT to LEASE A CAR FOR THE FIFTEEN YEAR OLD THAT COULDN'T GET HER NOSE PIERCED IN DECEMBER. Voldemort's stupidity NEVER ceases to amaze and astound me.

End result:
1. ysd = grounded
2. ysd = no car
3. princess doesn't get to pick and choose where she wants to stay anymore

EDIT: What I was really trying to get across was that Voldemort deemed ysd too young for a tiny nose piercing but is okay with leasing a car for her less than a year later and the kid is not even old enough to drive on her own, not even a permit yet.