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The Great Chicken Orgasm...

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Submitted by princessmofo on Tue, 07/21/2015 - 12:56pm

"Mmmmmm daddddddyyyyy your chicken is soooo goooooddddd! Oh, mmmmm hmmmm! Feed me some more, daddddyyyyy." As said by ss to dh in a very flirty manner. Envision hands on hips with lips pouted and eyes batting.

This really happened last week. I'm still grossed out by it.

Asshat dh made grilled chicken and vegetables for dinner. It was good, nothing to write home about, but a decent dinner. Apparently, I was not giving asshat dh's culinary skills quite enough praise. He asked me how it was? I responded with "good" as I looked up from my plate.

Asshat dh was unsatisfied with my answer, so instead he calls to ss. "SS come try some of daddy's chicken!" To which ss comes into the kitchen and dh cuts him off a piece and feeds it to him. It was disgusting. It was like watching a romantic couple, the level of intimacy. Asshat feeding an eight year old child like he would a partner or lover.

So after witnessing this fucking repulsive exchange asshat dh retorts to me, "Did you see ss's reaction? His eyes rolled back into his head my chicken tasted so good!" I couldn't contain myself and actually blurted out, "Yes! It was positively orgasmic!" }:) I then proceeded to take my plate and the remaining food to the sink and throw it away. To say I had lost my appetite was a mild understatement. I'll never feel the same about chicken again...

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WalkOnBy's picture

Submitted by WalkOnBy on Tue, 07/21/2015 - 1:22pm

Well, shit. so much for the pulled chicken sandwich I was going to eat.

Ewwwwww.
Ick.
So gross.

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Submitted by robin333 on Tue, 07/21/2015 - 1:44pm

No chicken tonight. Next time you have sex, tell DH that you didn't get there and need some of his chicken to make your eyes roll inside your skull.

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Submitted by princessmofo on Tue, 07/21/2015 - 2:09pm

There would have to be the possibility of sex for that scenario to take place. Needless to say, since this last incident, I have found myself completely and totally turned off by dh. Like, even his smell bothers me. I would rather a large venomous tree snake touch me, than dh.

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Tue, 07/21/2015 - 2:49pm

HOLY CRAP! Chef does that to HIMSELF when he eats his OWN COOKING!! NO modesty whatsoever. I can make a spectacular meal and I'll hear "mMMMM" from Chef but you'll NEVER catch me tooting my own horn like he does. He practically has an ORGASM and it is disgusting!!

And yes the skids would butter up (pun intended) Chef when he would make them their fav "kid-friendly" meal; usually utter crap on a plate.

And as far as the turn off goes? Yep, I have ZERO feelings for Chef--add in menopause and I'm practically a eunuch!!

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Submitted by IslandGal on Tue, 07/21/2015 - 10:09pm

EWW!! I'm eating chicken pasta right bloody now..and ..just..aaarrghh!!

Sheesh..I'd be turned off by DH too.. that is just.. :sick:

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Submitted by Monchichi on Wed, 07/22/2015 - 4:32am

I'm flabbergasted. I cannot think of anything more disgusting if I tried, including snot on my walls. Your husband and stepson have the most dysfunctional relationship I have ever heard of between a father and son.

My cookie factory would be more firmly sealed than a vault door if I had to deal with this crap.

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Submitted by ownpersonalopinion1 on Wed, 07/22/2015 - 4:29am

Your husband is a willing "partner" in this sick relationship? And you stick around to watch this incestous behavior? At least you have a gut feeling something is wrong and watch your husbands behavior around other children.

Red flag. Red flag

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Submitted by SugarSpice on Mon, 11/09/2015 - 11:33am

when sd brings over food she has prepared, dh acts like its the food of the gods. he also ooh and aaaaahs over the food. image pastries without enough sugar and chocolate desserts without enough sugar. the chocolate dessert was utterly bitter.