I love my guy – truly, he’s great
But maybe I’m a bit too late.

Although he makes me laugh, and we have fun
BM thinks she’s number one.

You see, my guy thought with his dick
And dipped his stick in a lunatic!

She’s got no style, and no brains –
She just might drown when it rains!

She cannot clean, and cannot think,
I am surprised she can even blink.

She is rude, ugly, mean and crass,
And tops it off with a saggy ass.

Not only is she one hundred percent lazy
She also sets the bar for crazy.

So my man and I struggle on
Until the skids (and BM) are grown and gone.