I really feel like texting my Mother in-law with the following texts;

1) So I hear you ex-daughter in-law is coming to stay, how lovely,maybe soon you will have 2 ex-daughter in-laws.
2) How nice of you to house a woman that damn near ruined two of your children, well done.
3) A+ for you on trying to be the 'Martyr'.
4) Don;t bother showing up at our wedding party.
5) I thought you understood what loyalty meant.

Gosh I have so many more, totally annoyed and pissed off! }:)