I know we all have whacked out, manipulative, lieng, narcisistic BMs who will do anything to 'may him pay' and lives only to prove just how much they hate their ex... even to the extent of damaging their own relationships with kids...

But this takes the cake. I've been reviewing the past 10 yrs of records (THREE FULLL TOTES FULL OF motions, answers, contempt orders, police reports, KIDS BANK statements and check registers, SD29 DIARIES, ETC) to answer a new motion and come across things I'd forgotten ever happened. This loon was and still is in contempt of over 27 stipulations in the decree. Has had access to over a $$$million dollars the past 10 years with which to save, live, invest, retire whatever. We don't know, nor do we care, where it's all gone.... except that now she wants more from us because she's too stupid to manage her money and now says her health has deteriorated.. well yeah..

Your doctor told you to LOOSE 100 pounds, NOT GAIN 200 more!!

Anyway, I'm reading through some of the early years paperwork (before I was ever around) and I must have had the following dialog with dh 50 times in the past few hours, it goes like this...

Me: Hey DH, When did the village idiot have a mastectomy?
DH: Never
Me: Hmm, She swears here under oath that she had breast cancer and had to have a mastectomy, had a deadly blood disease and many rounds of chemo and can never work again.
DH: Lies - she had a calcium deposit punched out of her boob. one follow up apt to have the one stitch removed. it wasn't cancer. there was never any chemo or other CANCER treatment.

Me: Deadly blood disease?
DH: Never - got a surface blood clot in her leg when a foul ball hit her in the stands. They gave her some coumadin. There was no disease and no further follow up.

Me: Hysterectomy?
DH: IDK what she's done the past 10 years.
Me: No, the major life and death surgery she had to heal from and needed help around the house for a couple months back in 95 and you refused to cancel your business trip...
DH: She had a tummy tuck, not life and death. she was morbidly obese and found some dumbass doctor to chop her hanging gut off.
Me: With hand over my mouth... almost whispering... ***SHEEEEE*** had a tummy tuck???
Picture DH & I screaming in hysteria because you'd never in a million years believe this. not shitting you!! They told her to lose 100 pounds, since the tt she GAINED 200... omg omg we were rolling for 20 minutes over this one. breathe breathe...

Imagine this back and forth for hours. It's become entertainment!

Repeat re: Back Surgery - never happened, it was bursitis due to weight gain per doc report. prescribed physical therapy. She told children she was 'laid up from major back surgery for 3 weeks' and DH wouldn't hire a housekeeper... true he wouldn't hire a housekeeper, Dr told her to get up off the couch and leave the bon bons at the market!!

Repeat re: emergency travel to grandmothers funeral DH wouldn't attend in the middle of a 3 week INTERNATIONAL business trip - you got it, she's still alive.

Repeat re: StupidMoms Very well articulated and sympathetic discipline plan, she believes in no raised voices, no physical contact... Countered with pages and pages from Skid daughters diary telling about idiotqueen attacking her and her dad. hitting them. chasing dad around the house with a butcher knife. punching her daughter in the face, yelling and swearing things like "I'll knock your teeth out of your head..." "He'll get his" "yeah prove I lied, I can say anything I want" "Who do you think you are" "Do you think you're fucking funny" etc

ALL OF THESE LIES are in the answer to DHs petition sworn under oath and filed with the court. Not only did she tell the COURT all these lies, she told her CHILDREN these lies! Seriously, they think their mother has had a mastectomy, hysterectomy and suffered from a dealdy blood disorder that makes her weigh 400 pounds.

I can't really say it's unbelievable because we all know what a lieing bitch she is but seriously... these lies are what is in the record as her answer to dh divorce petition. is she really rhat stupid???

Dhs attorney the first time through sucked so bad. worthless slimy attorney who never addressed any of this. DH SAYS HE DIDN"T EVER SEE THIS (which of course he did, it's right here in tote #3)

HOLY MOLY!