SD was over for the weekend. Some of her amusing comments included...

~ "When I'm having fun with you guys, I forget about my mom."

~ "My mom might get kicked out of her job."

~ "I don't know if I'm ever gonna get a stepdad," (not likely... lmao)

~ "My mom is bigger (meaning older) than you and my dad!" To which I said, "You mean older," and she then went on to say how great it was her mom is "so much bigger" than me and that my age is "really young, but it's still a good age." I also was tempted to say, "Your mom is almost old enough to have been my mom" (a teen mom, but still) but I thought it better to leave that one alone. }:)

~ "My mom and I don't eat at night time," to which I responded, "I'm sure you do eat dinner," and she assured me that "No, I don't eat at night time." :jawdrop: Still not sure that's true but there was the one time BM called from a restaurant around dinner time and BM was eating dinner but not SD.

~ "My mom is a professional tree climber," to which I wanted to say, "actually I think it's pole dancer or licker."

~ "I can't wait for you to be my stepmom! You have to marry my daddy!"

~ "When a husband and a wife love each other, they have a baby, but I wasn't made that way." Nope, honey, you were the product of booze, desparation and unsafe sex, sadly.

Then BOTH SD and DD decided that we should hook up BM and my XH because then they would be even more like real sisters! LMFAO.