This morning while getting ready, SD5 mentioned that she and SS3 will be going to their grandma's for the weekend (BM's mom -- no surprise, BM pawns them off almost every weekend). I asked, "Are you going to see Mommy this weekend or is she going somewhere?" and SD's response was that BM just wants to stay at home so she can "get ready". I asked what is BM getting ready for? SD said (in classic attitude-voice), "She just likes to get ready all by herself every day. I don't know WHY she has to spend so long getting ready and why she has to look EXACTLY the same EVERY SINGLE DAY. It OBVIOUSLY doesn't work because she ALWAYS has a new boyfriend. They only like her for a little while."

I had to bite my tongue SOO HARD not to die laughing!! What an observant little one...