Let me count the ways I can't stand our current (and soon to be no longer) roommate. First off I'd like to say that I honestly don't mind the guy but I'm just like GET. OUT. OF. OUR. HOUSE. NOW.

1. Six months ago we decided to replace the carpeting in our basement family room, hallway, and entryway stairs. Kevin (as I will call said-roommate) has worked for a carpentry business for 6 summers of his life and bragged about how he knows how to do everything, and told my fiance he'd help with the whole process. It took him WEEKs to finish the family room. My fiance finally took initiative and finished the hallway, but wasn't sure how to do go about doing the stairs. Kevin assured us that he knew how to do the stairs. We sat with fugly looking stairs with carpeting ripped off of them for 3 months. Kevin kept saying "Tomorrow I'm going to do it." Then finally Fiance "made" Kevin to do the stairs. He did a half-assed job and then got stuck doing a complicated cut, so he just didn't do it. Then he finally told us that he didn't know how to do the stairs. They sat for 3 more months like that. I brought it up a few times to Kevin about what he needed to finish it, or if we needed to hire someone, and he got all sensitive about it. Anyway, my fiance took initiative again two weeks ago and finished the stairs by himself, but ended up calling someone he randomly knows to ask how to do this one part. So, no help whatsoever from Kevin.

2. Kevin was supposed to move out at the end of December. His room will be our baby's room. His move-out date then changed to the end of THIS month. He has ONE WEEK left to live at our house and he hasn't packed up a SINGLE item. Our family room is full of baby stuff -- changing table, bassinet, a glider-rocker, plus all the clothes and other stuff for the baby -- PLUS it's Kevin's "room" where he hangs out, so it's full of his computer stuff and movies and his couch and TV. It's a HUGE MESS!

3. Kevin has not been using his computer because it's broken. It sits on a HUGE, L-shaped desk in our family room (yes, that same room I said is a jungle). I suggested to him about 3 weeks ago that if he could take his computer stuff down and the desk, that would open up a lot of space and we could move the baby stuff into that area so he could use the extra room to help him pack boxes and gather his stuff together. He told me that he WILL be using his computer becuase it's now fixed, so basically he wasn't willing to do any of it. Today, his computer has sitll not been touched and is covered in a thick layer of dust. I just keep putting more baby stuff into that room so it's just getting worse and he's going to have a difficult time moving his crap out when he actually has to (did I mention that is the end of this week????).

4. Kevin's gf lives out of town and came to visit this weekend. She brought it up to ME that she's pissed at him that he's still living with us, when I could go into labor any day now. So I vented to her about it as well since I knew she was on the same page. She brought it up to Kevin again and he FREAKED out on her, they got in a huge fight and he told her to mind her own business.

5. Kevin works late, at a bar. He usually stays after and has some drinks. When he comes home at 3am, he SLAMS the front door shut, he often finds it appropriate to talk on the phone for an hour at normal-to-loud voice decibel, he'll order pizza at all hours of hte night and we get a knock on our door which makes our dog bark like crazy, then turns his tv on and passes out with it BLARING loud. His room is right next to the skids room, and he never ever has a qualm about being quiet. There have been times where I've texted him from the upstairs bedroom and said, "You're being loud and the kids are sleeping, SHHHH!" and he'll be like, "oh my bad, sorry". GRRRRR.... not to mention that in the last month or so of being pregnant, I don't sleep well as it is....it's getting really wearing.

6. Last night Kevin woke us both up by being loud in the kitchen, at 3:30am. DF went into the kitchen and started asking him why he needs to open the fridge 17 times and bang around the cupboards at all hours of the night? This started Kevin's excuse for drinking, which was that he got in the fight with his gf, and the fight was becuase of stuff that I said. So DF told him not to take it personally, that we're all a little anxious about the baby and having everything ready. But Kevin was a big sensitive little sally about it all and he's making it all dramatic! It makes no sense!!!

7. He's moving a mile from us, into a friend's house where he lived before he lived with us. He told us he needs to clean out the room at his friend's house before he can start moving. He went over there the other night to 'clean out the room' and we sat down to watch some movie on Netflix. Because we watch Netflix through the PS3, we saw that the entire time Kevin was at his friend's house, he was online playing video games. They didn't get anything done.

8. This weekend Kevin's gf told me that he was going to ask us to stay at our house LONGER! WTF!

I don't understand why he's being so weird about this. Why would he WANT to stay with us if he has another option? We have two skids half the time, our house is a zoo, and we have a baby that can come any day. GRRR!! What the heck?