We have a trashy, trashy neighbor who sometimes corners me then goes on and on about her sad life(cue violins). For her, the biggest problem is her kids and skids. All are grown and in their 20's, all have/have had a drug and alcohol problem, all have cut her out of their life. She cries on a daily basis over the fact none will have anything to do with her and she can't see her granddaughter. Of course I am sure numerous police interventions, physical altercations, and such have had nothing to do with anything because she loves them so much AND SHE IS THEIR MOTHER/STEPMOTHER!

She was waiting at my driveway after I did the school this morning. She is sad, so very sad, none did anything for Mother's Day. How could her skids reject her like this when all she has done is love them? SHe loved them like her own from when she first saw them. Blah blah blah the skids are girls after her own heart.

I looked her right in the eye and said 'I love it! I hope my skids grow up and leave me the fuck alone FOREVER! You are one lucky woman!'

She just stood their gaping at me and I walked off. I have more than enough skid drama without hers too.