Things BM says
I'm going to create a periodic blog on the topic for entertainment purposes only.
"Just leave them with your whatever and come down and watch him"
Me: SS, how did you do on your practice spelling test.
SS: I didn't have a spelling test today. Mom said I didn't have to go to school since she hasn't seen me in a long time. (Bm just got back from vacation - without the kids)
That's all for today's entry.
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My two all-time favorites: 1:
My two all-time favorites:
1: "It's not fair that you (DH) and Harley get to do stuff all the time like concerts and vacations!" Said in an incredibly whining voice. Get a job dipshit!
2: "I didn't know he needed to be in a car seat. I can't afford to buy one!" Once again, said in a whiny voice. Dipshit, there are billboards ALL OVER TOWN with the website where you can find this information. And booster seats only cost $20 at Wal-Mart. Give up your cigs for a week or two and you will be able to afford it!
Ditto on #1 for us
Ditto on #1 for us
BM2 "Well you can't see his
BM2 "Well you can't see his face in the pics"
when DH forwarded 20 some pics from SS15 Instagram of him smoking dope, in possession of dope baggies, pipes, cigs, etc.
This is a gem. Reminds me of
This is a gem.
Reminds me of "I didn't inhale"
Classy BM... way to keep it
Classy BM... way to keep it classy!
"Now that you have a two
"Now that you have a two household income, I should get more CS."
HA! Even if we were married, you still would't be able to get any of MY money, dumbass! Support YOUR kid and stop spending money on stupid shit for YOURSELF!
We get that one too. It
We get that one too. It happened a lot at first but now it's slowing down a bit.
We've heard this one too, she
We've heard this one too, she forgets that she too lives in a two income home. BM pay your half of raising your children! Neither me or my money are going to do anything for you. }:)
^^^^^THIS Is the reason I
^^^^^THIS Is the reason I won't get married until SO is done with his CS obligation.
I guess I'll add some past
I guess I'll add some past ones.
"I heard all about your rich-fest" (aka: SD birthday party at my home)
"Go cry to your stuck up gf"
BMs 1st ex husband came over to fDH house where I was handing out Candy. (fDH and bm took the kids trick or treating together with FDH kids and 1st ex husbands kids. 1st ex husband went to join them after stopping at the house)
1st ex husband: I bet the neighbors are talking now seeing me and TJH on the porch.
BM: won't that chap her prissy little ass.
"Keep your piece of white trash away from my kids."
"Come on guys, Mommys not good enough to be in this house." (sD showing her mom her birthday gift - a plastic vanity)
"
WOW - she sounds VERY jealous
WOW - she sounds VERY jealous
I'm not going to lie. I laugh
I'm not going to lie. I laugh about it, but it is very hard for me to understand. I just want us to all get along. I mean, she's living with someone. Seems happy. She left FDH. What's there to be jealous about?
This. Is. Hilarious. Probably
This. Is. Hilarious.
Probably not to you at the time, I'm sure. But when you think about how crazy it is, it's really funny.
Wow, you have have a husband?
Wow, you have have a husband? The kids never told us you got remarried, not sure why you think he's here though???
THEN click
}:)
"I know you're so broke now
"I know you're so broke now being that your engaged to moneybags"
(When FDH requested half of a medical bill she's responsible for)
"You're out there buying
"You're out there buying DIAMONDS and taking CRUISES living the GOOD LIFE while your daughter suffers!"
BM says to DH. BM is receiving over 400 a month CS, only has SD 60% of the time, & she said this to DH when she found out he proposed to me & we went on a cruise after I graduated. Lol.
It was DH's fault BM was struggling, not hers - even though she got fired from her job for cussing out her boss, & was a waitress part time at the time. She needed more money even though her daycare & food for SD were free, via govt assistance. -rolls eyes-
It's always DH's fault don't
It's always DH's fault don't you know!
30!!!!! LOL!
30!!!!! LOL!
1. BM to SD14: There are
1. BM to SD14: There are two incomes in their household ask your dad for lunch money.
My response: Lady I didn't birth your kid and I'm busy paying my own BS14 lunch money. Maybe I can send him over to you if I'm short.
2. SD14 to DH: It's ok dad mom and I understand that you have another family and you really don't have time for us.
My response: this is after DH begged this little heifer to come for her visits, we had not seen her for 2 months and she stopped answering her phone. BM never answers her phone. All of this is because I would not agree to let her spend her 3 week christmas vacation alone in our home while DH and I worked an hour away with no supervision.
Scene: (at a special ed
Scene: (at a special ed committee so that the BM could get SD labeled as 'learning disabled' to cover for her BFFing)
They actually asked ME what I thought of the highly spoiled and manipulative SD :jawdrop: although, at the time, I was just there for moral support (back when I cared)
Me: "I find SD to be extremely bright and clever--no need for special ed"
Biodad: "I see she (SD at the time eight yrs old) is failing--why not just hold her back a year?"
BM (all six feet of her dramatically standing up and bawling in front of the special ed committee)
"Buuuutttt what about her FRIENDDDDSSSSS??!! She NEEDS to be TESTED!!!"
SD only has two thug friends who she is constantly tormenting to this day--she continues to crater fail special ed because learning isn't always FUN and the BM NEVER makes her snookums, now 15, do anything she doesn't want to do (including homework or classwork)
I think the best ever was BM
I think the best ever was BM telling administrators at the school that she and DH were still married (even though she was re-married at the time with a new last name) and that I was DH's mistress (even though I have the same last name)
Ha ha, the BM did this to,
Ha ha, the BM did this to, while she was engaged to NewDaddyBigBucks, she referred to herself as "Mrs. [Biodad's name]" so as "not to confuse the children" (TM)
Umm my bios have their father's last name due to divorce, never confused my kids!
haha "not to confuse the
haha "not to confuse the children" is about as classic as "sucking it up for the kids" and "not wanting to rock the boat... for the kids"
ewww!
ewww!
How much time do you have,
How much time do you have, because this one could go on for days for me.... BM is a CHRONIC over-sharer
-"You should buy me an apartment, I did give BIRTH to YOUR SON"
-"I only smoke weed when he is sleeping"
-"I ran out of clean dishes, so I threw them away and bought plastic stuff"
-"Remember that thing I thought was a spider bite on my V***na, turns out I have herpes, I hope I gave it to that guy"
-"Well, the fact that he (my DH) told me I have no place having another baby, just proves he still cares about me"
-"I was pregnant when he (my DH) and I started dating, I had an abortion because I knew he would break up with me if I was knocked up by some other dude"
-"I make more money on unemployment so I'm not looking for a job. Plus, if I get a job and go to work every day, my boyfriend will cheat on me"
-"Now everyone will think we are sisters, that's so cool". (When DH and I married, now we have the same last name)
-"I'm not ready to admit that I can't take care of SS"
-"I found that picture frame in my neighbors trash can, can you believe they just threw it out?"
-"I don't really have any friends, you are the closest person to a friend that I have"
-"I am trying so hard to get pregnant, I WANT to have his baby, even though he told me he doesn't want anymore"
-"I'm pregnant" (TWICE since I have known her... aborted both, and 3 BEFORE I met her)
-"He (my DH) will ALWAYS love me, I am the MOTHER of his CHILD"
-"I am sad that my BF and I broke up, but it doesn't hurt nearly as bad as it did when (my DH) left me"
I could seriously go on for days. I have 10 years worth of this crap I could share with you.
That IS her birth control.
That IS her birth control. And to top it off, she always gets the state to pay for it somehow....
Agreed.... Here are a few
Agreed....
Here are a few more:
-(after over a year of separation and in the middle of a very hostile divorce process) to DH "Do you still consider me your best friend? Because you are still mine".
-"Please put MY HUSBAND on the phone" (the same time as the above comment)
-(in the SAME conversation to DH) "I don't even know you anymore... who are you? (two minute later) NO ONE knows you like I know you".
- "SHE is not allowed to TOUCH my son, no hugs, no holding him, NOTHING"
- "I don't care if I am the other woman, he loves me... he will leave her to be with me". (still waiting for THAT to happen... 6 months later).
What the state should pay for
What the state should pay for is sterilization for her. I mean, enough is enough.
jeez BS - 'spider bite'? u
jeez BS - 'spider bite'? u just (well, she just) made me throw up a little.
:sick:
Hand me my jack and coke....
Hand me my jack and coke....
This sounds like something BM
This sounds like something BM would do, except she would add rape.
"I don't feel that is
"I don't feel that is relevant to this court hearing." BM said to the judge when the judge asked her where she was working and how many hours.
BM: The skids have to come back Thursday night (from holiday break) because their school starts back again on Friday
Me: (checks school website)
DH: Nope, the website says that school doesn't start until Monday.
BM: OH, I mean that SD has a gymnastics meet that she HAS to attend
(DH to SD: Do you have a meet on Friday SD: No, it's just a practice and no big deal if I miss it.)
DH: NO. I will have them back Sunday as planned previously
Then there was her interpretation of the CO that said she was supposed to submit medical receipts 6 months from the date incurred for DH to have to pay his half in 30 days. She loved to save them up and hit us with all 6 months worth of inflated medical bills for 2 healthy skids.
BM: "'Incurred' means AFTER the insurance pays their portion."
DH: "So, if the insurance pays nothing, you never incur a bill?"
BM: "How could you get CS lowered while we were on vacation??"
DH: "I went to the hearing you had set up for me. How could you take my kids on a month long vacation thousands of miles away without telling me??"
BM: "You HAVE to teach SS how to read better or he will have to go to summer school! He's falling behind!" After she took the skids out of school for a month long vacation. DH never responded because he just helped his kid learn what he was having issues with. Since he wouldn't get frustrated and start screaming at him, like BM did.
Boy, so many others but that's enough for now, I think.
BM has 2 kids by 2 different
BM has 2 kids by 2 different men, never married either one of them. Never been married at all.
DH & I moved in together when we were engaged, 5 months before we got married. That was "VERY disrespectful" in her words. Meanwhile, she MADE SD's brother while SD was in the house, with DH's best friend. While her & DH were still 'together'.
But we are "VERY disrespectful".
BM to biodad shortly after
BM to biodad shortly after separation: "YOU OWE ME YOUR ENTIRE SALARY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE"
And biodad BELIEVED her--bit my head off six months in for suggesting he get a CO and not direct deposit his ENTIRE pay into her account!!
past ones - "well DH i have
past ones -
"well DH i have no idea WHERE they got THAT from." um, YOU.
over the phone - "he's giving me a hard time with his homework- you need to deal with him." dh- "yss, listen to your mother and do your homework." ss- "ok."
"well good luck with that- anything more than 30 mins in the car with them and i'll HAVE to have my nuuuurve pills." (this said directly to me regarding our upcoming vacay w/ the skids.)
"i dont know about you but I just LIIIVE for MYYYY weekends."
recent ones -
"you dont understand how hard it is." yes, we do. but we make sure we KEEP our jobs and PAY our bills and generally live responsibly.
"that's not enough i need to see him more (re: CO/visitation, which she hasnt exercised at all in the 7 wks since)
"if it's not about the money then why are you asking for child support?" CUZ THEY'RE YOUR EFFING KIDS TOO
"fine whatever just tell me where to sign?" (re: CO)
"of course i'll be there, son!" or "alright i'll call you right back" they've heard these far too many times lately.
BM to SD: Mommy had a baby in
BM to SD: Mommy had a baby in her tummy but it died. (After BM broke up with BF for trying to trap him. Found out BM wasn't pregnant at all)
BM to SO: You didn't give me an answer. (SO and BM discussing changing the schedule. BM wanted different days. SO kept saying no.)
BM to SO: Libra is not allowed to hold SD, brush her hair, put her to bed, place her in the car seat, or any other "mother" duties.
BM to SO: I need to move to XXXX City which is 50 miles away. You must give me permission to move SD. I want to move in with my BF of 4 months because he is "the One" (2 months later they broke up)
BM to SO: Libra has no say on where we (SO, Libra, BM, and SD) move. (During a conversation where BM wanted us all to move to a different city so she could be closer to her new bf.)
These are just the most current.