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Steps for steps: how to cook a Thanksgiving turkey - humorous

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Submitted by Pilgrim Soul on Wed, 11/27/2013 - 9:57am

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Step 1. Buy a turkey
Step 2. Have a glass of wine
Step 3. Stuff turkey
Step 4. Have a glass of wine
Step 5. Put turkey in oven
Step 6. Relax, have another glass of wine
Step 7. Turk the bastey!
Step 8. Wine of glass another get
Step 9. Hunt for the meat thermometer
Step 10. Glass yourself another pour of wine
Step 11. Bake the wine for 4 hours
Step 12. Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 13. Floor the turkey up off the pick
Step 14. Turk the carvey!
Step 15. Get yourself another wottle of bine!
Step 16. Tet the sable, and pour yourself another glass of turkey
Step 17. Turk the carvey!!

Happy Thanksgiving! Have a smile!

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Submitted by SMof2Girls on Wed, 11/27/2013 - 10:26am

LOL!

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Submitted by Pilgrim Soul on Wed, 11/27/2013 - 11:13am

That's hilarious! You could add those steps to your version of it:

look for cork, find it in the stuffing! or just stuff it Smile

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Submitted by hereiam on Wed, 11/27/2013 - 12:04pm

Uncork second bottle of wine.
Stuff cork in turkey's butt.

Now that's what I call recycling.

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Submitted by Igiveupsotornup... on Thu, 11/28/2013 - 11:00am

Thanks for the laugh...I will have to steal this too with the wine drinkers in my circle of family and friends Smile