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New Stepparent Greeting Card!

Not-the-mom's picture

Submitted by Not-the-mom on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 3:13pm

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Adult Stepchildren

Think Hallmark would print these up for future step-parents?

Lots of flowers on the cover, with saying..........

"Just a Note to My New Stepchildren."

Inside it would say.........

"I WON'T TAKE ANY CRAP - SO DON'T EVEN TRY"

"Love, Your new step-parent. Love and kisses."

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What would YOUR Step-parent Greeting Card say?

the_stepmonster's picture

Submitted by the_stepmonster on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 3:46pm

"Roses are red.
Flowers are blue.
Your Disney days are over,
Now that your daddy's said I Do."

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Submitted by dragonfly5 on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 3:57pm

Dearest BM,

You had him, now you don't!

He is now mine, So no he won't...

****open the card****

Take your calls,
Oh, by the way I took back his balls.

With no regards,
The future wife of DH

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Submitted by runt71 on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 4:08pm

OMG....I LOVE THIS PLACE ALREADY!!!!!

card would read

"Dearest Darlings"
(pic of Mary Poppins...mushy n stuff)
open it it
Been there, done that, wrote the book and seen the movie.
Don't even consider it.
(pic of kids getting into stuff, fighting, crying)

Not-the-mom's picture

Submitted by Not-the-mom on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 8:03am

LOVE IT!!! Laughed my butt off - and I can stand to lose a bit of that! Wink

These are so creative! Twisted minds think alike, eh!? }:)

If we can't go crazy here, we will take it out on the world - and there is enough crazy stuff going on out there.

Please keep the idea coming. Smile

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Submitted by just tired on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 2:15pm

On the front of the card with flowers: Thank You!!!

On the inside: Your hateful, disrespectful behavior has made it easy to unplug from you. Oh...and by the way....kiss my ass.