Last night the kids and I were sitting in the livingroom watching a movie. DH was sitting at the table looking at the paper and sort of watching the movie at the same time. He wasn't really into it, it was a kids movie. Anyway BD (2) was running out to see him with a bowl of popcorn when she spilled it. DH said "oh oh, there's a big mess here for you to clean up". An hour or so later when I was downstairs getting the older two kids to bed DH yells down, BD just peed on the floor and slipped in it, you better get up here to clean it" She's been going on the potty and so I left her diaper off but I guess she didn't make it.
Once the kids were all in bed I said "you're an ass, you couldn't have cleaned the popcorn up or at least thrown a rag on the pee?" He said "oh, I didn't think of it".
This morning I woke up late for work and when I said "oh, crap, I'm gonna be late" he just looked at me and put in his ear plugs. Whenever he's late I always get up and help him get ready, he could have made my lunch or coffee, but no he'd rather sleep. What a lazy ass!!