So, SD13 is talking to BM on the phone and I walk over at grab the rope swing. SD13 says "Oohh, Stacy, you're going to break that swing, girl!" to impress her 35 year-old mother who acts like she is 13 herself. Then told her Dad when he said something about it that BM was laughing really hard. Well, I have recently lost 37 pounds and although, I am still big, I am well on my way to being fit. And, I am no super model but let's just say, I've never been lonely long. However, the last time we saw BM a few months ago, she had packed on at the very least 20 pounds and she looks like Sloth off of The Goonies because she has one eye that is smaller and slants down a little and she has really messed up teeth. So, my anger got the best of me and I sent her this message, "You know what is even funnier than you encouraging your daughter to make fun of me for being fat? The fact that I have lost 37 pounds and you have found at least half of it. Last time we saw you, you were well on your way to being the fat ass you were in those pictures that Doug and Cristina posted of you on Facebook. LOL And it reminded me of how Edward's daughter slapped your thigh and told you how fat you are getting. So, I'm laughing right along with both of you. But at least I don't look like Sloth off of The Goonies like you with your crooked eyes and messed up grill. And at least I have tits and an ass unlike you. We all have things wrong with us. At least I can and am changing the only thing wrong with my appearance. You'll always be ugly." PS... about it reminding me of her own troubles with a step.... She had the nerve to call me crying one night to ask me what I do when her kids make fun of me for being fat (she tells them I'm nothing but a big fat fucking bitch) and told me how her boyfriend's daughter had just slapped her on her thigh and told her she was getting fat. I feel a little childish right now and hate that she got me to stoop to her level, but oh man it feels good to point out that I'm losing and she is gaining.