BM used to call BF all the time,  she called BF once to tell him that SS hated me and he needed to dump me asap.  Two seconds later she asked if she could have SS an xtra day, and it would be a win win for BF as he could spend more time with me.

When we were first dating she called him to ask why he went to so and so's family member's funeral and stated "You aren't even close to that family!"

She called him to tell him that one of the soccer dads had passed away suddenly and BF told her that he already knew.  She got angry and asked him WHO told him.  HUH??????

Another phone call was to ask him why we were seen food shopping together and that I was going to give SS, her and her mom Covid (Who would then die) at the start of the pandemic (She refused to let him see SS and used the excuse it was because I am a nurse, judge shut her down).  

Stuff like bm calling my husband to rescue her and do favors for her. When that didn't work she switched gears to screaming at my husband that he didn't brush now AdultSkid's hair. Skid was old enough to comb his own hair and it was short then. I found this to be bizarre as BM did educational neglect, never did laundry, fed skid a steady diet of fast food and definitely never took him to a dentist or barber.

It makes me deeply angry thinking back on all the awful, toxic crap BM did. It really shows in her disgusting adult child.

This one wasn't petty or stupid, just ball-sy. When DH and I were first dating and he was still too involved with BM (joint birthday parties, holidays, events with kids - all of which I put a stop to), BM called him one day to ask him to pick up some furniture she was buying on Craigslist and bring it to her apartment.  And he was going to do it! I looked at him in disbelief and reminded him that she had a father, a couple brothers and a boyfriend, all of whom were able bodied and capable of moving her furniture,  and had vehicles better equipped to do it.  She had left him after serial cheating throughout the marriage, so it wasn't like she wanted him back or even to spend time with him. Nope - she just wanted another beck and call boy. Fortunately she's now remarried and doesn't contact DH for anything other than relevant skid stuff.

1.  To discuss the latest episode of Big Brother.

2.  To discuss what type of laptop she should get

3.  To discuss how they should date again after they were divorced

then we had the random can I come over and phone calls..

1.  to pick up birthday candles  ( they have stores for these)

2.  to pick up diapers for SD  (also have stores for these)

3. to use the washer and dryer (she was living with her parents and they most certainly had a washer/dryer)

4.  to borrow Dh's backup hard drive (OH EFF NO THERE)

5.  to show DH pictures she had taken of the kids....and of course her.

I could go on....took years and DH moving in with me to stop these nonsense calls.

BM used to call for anything and everything. Approx 6 years ago, DH blocked her and thankfully the incessant BS calls stopped.

"I smell a dead mouse. Can you come find it?"

"Are you buying the kids a Xmas tree?"

"The kids need a computer, you have to buy it." (Hmmm No, use your CS)

"The kids need a phone, put it in your name." (Nope, use your CS)

"Kid1 has a project due tomorrow, he needs supplies, bring them." (She lives in another state!! Hmmm NOPE)

"I am at work and the kids are hungry, bring them Mcdonalds." (He did this for a while until I put my foot down.)

"Tell your wife not to cut Kid2's nails so short, she can't scratch herself."

"Tell your wife not do Kid2's hair, she's burning it."

"Kid2 has a party - tell your wife to do her hair," (Nope, I'm burning it remember?)

Best one was when she would call my house, I would answer and she would say "Who is this?" My reply would be "You're calling MY house, who is THIS?"

The list goes on and on and on....