Crazy is as Crazy does...

How weird is this story?

So we were all at the park celebrating SD6's birthday. BM included. Well the sun was a shinin' and I noticed that SD9's back was starting to look pretty red even though the kids had lathered up in sunscreen a few hours earlier. Being that I didn't feel like setting down my margarita and gooping her up myself, I decided to let DH know and handle it.

SO the conversation went like this...

Me: "Hey DH, SD9's back is looking pretty red."
DH: "I'm busy babe, can you let BM know?"
Me: "Sure..."
(So I turned and spotted her talking to some of her friends.)
Me yelling to BM standing 15 ft away: "Hey BM, I think SD9 needs more sunscreen on her back!"
BM: "Hey DH! Your daughter needs sunscreen.."
DH: "I know! ...I'm busy can you put it on YOUR daughter!"
BM: "Hey Colorado Girl! Your daughter needs sunscreen on her back!!!"

Ummm...como say wha?!?! :?

She yelled this with everyone listening and even incurred some giggles from her friends. Of course I ended up putting it on...I just couldn't believe that the same woman who had taken it upon herself earlier in the day greet every single one of MY friends with an intorduction of "Hi, I'm BM...I'm SD6's MOTHER..."

She's such a weirdo.

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What is

wrong with these women? and fathers?

Glad her back didn't get burned.

I have an idiot too.

There has got to be a link. Maybe the idiot BMs all go to the same school where they learn this type of stuff or are birthed at the same hospital or something. Ours has repeatedly stated in her best Tarzan impersonation that SHE BM, ME Nobody and on occasion has been known to say "What are YOU going to do with your daughter?" or "Oh YOU got your hands full." You think. I realize that SD is only mine when there is a problem, that BM can't control, so she puts it off on me.

Face it CG, YOU ARE the mother. (I said that in my Maury Povich imitation) hahahaha. Isn't it funny how he gets all of those stupid guys in those paternity tests?

Step Mother's Motto this week is:

You don't have to LOVE me, you don't even have to LIKE me... But you will RESPECT me.