DH and I were talking the other day, and the subject of SS19 comes up.  He said that apparently MIL ran into BM2 and BM2 told her that if DH needed to get ahold of SS that he would have to call her because SS doesn't have a phone.  She also told MIL that her husband is trying to get SS a dishwasher job at the hotel that husband works at.  I LMAO and said:

1.  Isn't it funny, that since SS was 8 years old and DH was footing the cell phone bill, SS HADDDDDDD to have a cell phone for "safety" purposes (according to BM2) but now that DH is done paying CS and BM2 and/or SS19 are responsible for that.. he doesn't have one. *ok*  DH said he doesn't even have BM cell phone # anymore, that he deleted it and is NOT calling her. 

2.  The last time Aunt J was home (which was May of 2017) BM2 told her the same exact thing... that her husband was trying to get SS a job as a dishwasher at hotel that husband works at.  Is it really that difficult to get a dishwasher job in this day and age???  I guess maybe if you're a high school drop out??  I would think they would give just about anyone that job? 

So here's where DH goes Twilight Zone and says. "I wish you and SS19 could get along because if he lived with us, I could have him working at the farm up the road (we are good friends with people who have a big dairy farm up the road), Farmers would give him a job and he could work his ass off and make some money!" I LMAO again and said "Really???  We're talking about the same kid that took 5 hours to weed whack a section at our house that genrerally takes me 20 minutes?  The same kid who took 2 hours and lots of whining to mow around the raised beds in the garden, that generally takes me 20 minutes max???  The same kid that doesn't roll out of bed until 2 p.m. because he's been playing video games all night?  The same kid who smoked dope in our house because he just couldn't stay away from it for 24 hours??? 

OK DH, it's all MY fault that SS isn't living with us and working his proverbial ass off.