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Submitted by daysleeper on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 12:11pm

This past Thursday night, we had SD6 like we always do on Thursdays. BM's birthday was on Saturday, so SO and SD made a batch of sugar cookies together to give to BM. While they were baking, SO got SD's bedtime routine started, and asked me if I could take the cookies out to cool while he read her stories etc. I said sure, no problem.

I absolutely licked the shit out of the back of every one of those cookies.

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Submitted by PeanutandSons on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 12:12pm

LOL

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Submitted by not.the.crazy.one on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 12:18pm

HAHA! That's awesome. I wouldn't wish the flu on you, but I too hope you have it just to give it to BM.

I would have added some exlax or something. }:)

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Submitted by cant win for losin on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 12:25pm

}:) Even if you didn't have the flu....please come back and post that you DID have the flu! Ooooh, and maybe herpes simplex 1. AKA: cold sore

LMAO

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Submitted by JenJeric001 on Sun, 11/04/2012 - 1:26am

What abouut HSV2?? HSV-2 could have sent shivers down the spine as that would most like mean genital warts or blisters on the genitalia and the anus after getting the flu. Now, that is surely not funny.

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Submitted by stormabruin on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 12:26pm

It's funny how sometimes the smallest things can bring the most happiness to our hearts. LOL!

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Submitted by TheBrightSide on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 12:34pm

Love it.

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Submitted by WickednNasty on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 12:35pm

I did something simular to this. BM had several stuffed animals at our house which she wanted delivered. Dh insisted she pick them up which took several weeks. While they sat in the garage burning my every nerve.....I decided to piss on them to get even with her for finding her saved ept test, vibrators and lesbian movies..... Tit for tat right?

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Submitted by daysleeper on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 10:58am

Honestly, I love it. :x I've considered doing worse things in the past, but opportunity never presented itself. Well done, you!

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Submitted by justanothergurlNJ on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 12:50pm

LOL I would have let the cats lick them too. I think one of the funnies things I have ever heard on here is a SM used to write BM's phone number on $$ bills. YUP I tried it lol

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Submitted by RedWingsFan on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 1:53pm

OMG I literally just spit seltzer water out my nose onto my desk at work! That's FFFFING AWESOME!

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Submitted by DaizyDuke on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 2:20pm

haha.... but seriously I just read in our Sunday newspaper, that some guy locally got arrested for injecting semen into two female co-worker's lunches. WTH!?? Your BM is lucky she just got a couple licks... LOL

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Submitted by Stepmom23 on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 2:48pm

I so would have done the same thing! That's awesome! A few of my cat's hair may have found their way into her cookies as well!

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Submitted by xtina on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 2:49pm

Genius. Pure genius. Totally something I would have done. I would have accidentally dropped it a couple times or "coughed" or poisoned it. HAHA JK

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Submitted by reallifedrama on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 9:37pm

I don't know if I'm more excited about what you did, or about the new possibilities I see ahead in my future!!!! I love you the like a "fat kid loves cake right now!!!!

Speaking of a fat kid loving cake,I know the BM would LOVE some cookies, cakes, and anything else that's edible, and I know she can eat a LOT. Lots of room there. I am so excitedly looking forward to baking Christmas cookies, and presenting a "peace offering".

I feel at peace with what you've done lol.

I'm not much of a cook, so hopefully my chocolate chip cookies don't come out too "shitty".

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Submitted by daysleeper on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 10:57am

I feel so honored! It's been a busy week so I just came back to look at my comments and WOW! Biggrin