Me thinks BlendedFam needs to take a little advice from the Joker sometimes… “Why SO serious..?!?!?”
Don’t you think that these “juvenile” moments just help break the tension of life sometimes…?
Wanna hear juvenile… DH and I have come up with an entire Mother Russia dance that we do whenever she’s done something particularly boneheaded… she listens to this awful techno music and has had two tummy tucks this year and wonks on constantly about her “stuuuuumuk” (stomach said in a heavy Russian accent) so the dance is this kind of techno belly dance that usually leaves us on the floor in laughing fit to split!

As long as the kids don’t witness the behavior I don’t see anything wrong with letting off a little good natured steam as far as the ex goes… “thumpa-thumpa-thumpa-Stummmmuck! Thumpa-thumpa-thumpa-fooooooooot!”

Moon Child...I completely agree with you. There are times when a little levity and not taking the high road counts as a shared moment between you and your SO!

Thanks for the not so nice, but very funny visual.

And Moonchild - I love the dance thing.

I agree as long as the kids aren't around to witness it, humor at BM's expense no matter how juvenile it is, is a great way to blow off steam.

I think laughter is good for any relationship. Who cares as the kids didn't witness.

Ok, so here is my so called "juvenile" moment. Last Sunday was our off weekend with the SK's but at their BM never buys them any school supplies we picked them up on Sunday to take them shopping. We meet her at Kroger parking lot to pick the kids up and she informs us we have one hour. This is hilarious to me as she never takes her visitation, but thats a whole other story,lol. She does not get out of the car and I don't even look in her direction. Well we get done shopping and take the kids back to meet her. When we pull up in the parking lot she is bent over in the back seat doing something. She is wearing the dumpiest clothes you have ever seen, she has her hair pulled up in some form of a wierd ponytail, and she is out in public without her false teeth in her mouth. I literally could not believe my eyes. When we drive off after dropping the girls, my DH looks at me and says I seriously just threw up a little in my mouth, wtf was I ever thinking when I was with her, I just busted out laughing and told him I knew I was not miss america, but damn did he make a huge upgrade with me,lol. Sometimes it feels really good to have your own thoughts validated about his ex from his mouth alone,lol.

BADASS CROTCH LIPS!!! lol!!!

Is that anything like SpongeBob Squarepants?? Maybe your BM should have her own TV show.

Oh, and the visual...that was enough to make ME vomit a little in my mouth, too!! :sick:

Glad I wasn't actually there to see the 3D version. Gross.

My wife and I rarely insult the SpermIdiots directly to their faces .... at least not in a way that their genetically limited brain capacity picks up on .

If we have a problem with them we just address it directly though we do have much fun at their expense when we are doing the post mortem on a conversation or interface with them.

Like your Skids BM, they make it extremely easy to bare their idiot asses often and in public. Not that they undstand that they are being insulted.

I do feel four your Skids though. They have to know and be mortified that their BM is a skanky road whore.

Best regards,

My SO and I also have a lot of 'juvenile' moments when it comes to BM.

She has a really whiny voice that she uses ALL THE TIME. The skids have picked it up too. It annoys the hell out of me. When she does her usual running out to the car stomping and shouting about whatever non-issue she's thought up to be a bitch about on that particular week if I respond at all I mimic her whines with a nasal monotone and long drawn out words. I don't think she gets it at all though.

If we manage to get out of there without a tantrum from her we know it will be coming via phone call or text within a matter of seconds so we start whining to each other predicting what her bullshit drama is going to be this time - 'DD5 haaaad aaaa moooosquiiiiiiiiiitoooo biiiiiiite oooon her leeeeeeeeeeeeg. Whaaaaaaaat kiiiiiiiiiind oooooof faaaaaaaaather leeeeeeeeeeeeets thaaaaaaaaaaaat haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen? I doooooooooooooooooon't thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey should cooooooooooooooooooooome toooooooooooooo you aaaaaaaaaaaaaaanymoooooooooooooooooore iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan't taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare oooooooooooooooooooooooooooof theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem'

I hear ya, I don't think I could make it through if we didn't poke a little fun at the BM. Ours is originally from Hungary, she's been here for 15 yrs, yet shows up for court in this ethnic style peasent dress, complete w/MaryJanes and ankle socks. She's....35. And says to the Judge imagine a very thick accent (which is only used for court by the way) "I was but a young girl when taken from my native land and (sniff) madre and papa, I know not the ways of your country" Gaaawd, she was 21, got herself knocked up quickly, it was her ticket to the states.
So anyhow if I'm trouble with DH, I'll grab a dishtowel, tie it around my head like peasent kercheif, and say "Oh but I am just a young girl and know not the ways of your country...." works everytime, we will both be in hysterics. Sometimes ya just gotta laugh, it would just be to awful otherwise. Love the Russian thing!!