So, as I blogged yesterday, there was an issue at exH's house regarding the girlfriend's daughter who has caused trouble for a while, smoking pot in the house while the adults were out and me catching her when I was dropping off my bios, which didn't happen for obvious reasons.

I blogged that ex's girlfriend texted me asking if I would tell her exactly what I found when I went to her home because she was getting one story from exH and one story from her daughter. So aside from her asking what I encountered and my side of the story since I was the one there, I got these little nuggets.

GF: Ex said there was candles burning and a bottle of liquor on the table, but daughter denies that and I think he may be trying to cover his own ass.

Me: I saw candles, I saw what appeared to be a bottle of liquor from the doorway. Honestly asking his ex wife to corroborate his story seems odd to me.

Next one:

GF: She (her 15 yr old daughter) is a pain in the ass, I've tried everything, she's been like this since she was 10. You don't understand, she's not the 15-16 yr old you are used to.

Me: (My 15 yr old daughter is a very good kid)Well, I make sure my kids don't behave that way.

And finally the BEST ONE:

GF: You lived with ex, did you ever notice he struggles with honesty? I have caught him in so many outright lies and have my own suspicions. I asked people why you divorced, they told me because he was a cheater/liar, he of course had a different story because he never does anything to anyone.

Me: I was married to the man for 14 yrs, I know how ex and his honesty works...there's good reason why 14 yrs ended in divorce. Yes he was a cheater/liar, he of course will deny it. I wish you luck but your problems are no longer mine. My only responsibility is my children.

Honestly thought, the "Have you noticed he struggles with honesty?" made me bust out laughing...the man is a pathological liar. And it cracked me up