I am going to offer you some advice because frankly child you SUCK at this teenage sneakiness thing. I am doing this out of the kindess of my heart, oh who the hell am I kidding... if your grounded your at HOME irritating ME. Please get your shit together, learn how to be a sneaky teenager and STOP making it so easy to catch you doing crap you should not be/ didnt ask to/ etc.

1) If your going to use the excuse "I am going for a jog" to go meet with friends... it might behoove you to come home looking a little sweaty and you might want to smear your makeup a bit. I nor your father are stupid enough to believe that you could go 'jogging' in 95 degree heat, at 3 in the afternoon, in south FLORIDA for TWO HOURS and come home with not a hint of sweat. Your hair in still in place and yeah... your make up still perfectly done.

Try again.

2) When attempting to have cat fights with other teenage girls, over the phone, and using language your father does not approve of, it MIGHT be helpful if you CLOSED YOUR WINDOW, so when you screech at the top of your lungs "you best step you bitch ass ho" your father, who was sitting on the porch, three feet outside said window could then not hear you.

Fail.

3) When attempting to half ass a chore, so one can go out and have time with friends, it would be beneficial to you to at least do the part of the chore that is easily seen by the parent 'inspecting'. Had you actually tossed dishes into the dishwasher and wiped down the counters your dad would not have looked any further into how 'clean' the kitchen was or wasnt.

Instead you spent your time giving the microwave a damp cloth (that still didnt clean it), same with the outside of the fridge and top of stove. Hint, the sink OVERFLOWING with dishes is what gave it away to your dad that you did not do your chore.

And finally:

When using the "kid mobile/child chariott" (aka the old SUV I let you kids drive around) without permission, it would help you immensely if you remembered to put GAS in it to replace what you 'illegally' burned. See if your brother hadnt come to us for more $$ for gas... to get to work, when what we put in there SHOULD have lasted the whole week.. we never would have known. However, its easy enough to figure out who the last driver was... your brother is a FOOT TALLER than you and when the seat is shoved all the way up to the dash its a dead give away who the last driver was... imagine our surprise since we know for a fact your grounded from the mobile due to the above behavior.

Oye.
Here is the deal kid.
YOu arent the first to do this shit.
I did it too... when I was your age.
Difference is, I DIDNT GET CAUGHT!!
Learn from the master child.