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Last-Wife's picture

So I'm coming close to my one year anniversary on Steptalk. I have been very active since October. I confessed to DH on Saturday about my involvement here and he said if it makes me feel better, great. I'm okay with that, I just don't want him to see my posts.

I've been thinking about nicknames for my posts, ages and the whole initials things get confusing- even to me, and I live with them. Now, I don't think anyone like rushes out to read things I post, so this is mainly for me. And I've been having fun.

So, DH is Loghead. That's a compliment. He's building us a cabin the woods, following specifications of cabins found in this region in the 1800s. Hand felled logs and everything- from scratch. Old stones from the 1800s he's found at old country estates; the whole thing.

Our nickname for BM is Loca Grande. (Was cute when kids were little; now that they take Spanish in school, they understand, and even they call her that sometimes.) I also reserve the right to call her the Psycho Bitch from Hell in rare instances. Not so much now that I am disengaged from her.

Gullible- her husband. He provides a paycheck and a roof for her. Decent man, but gotta be clueless if he's stuck with her this long. (She ran out and had to get a court house wedding a week before we did...) Loca Grande has even told the skids she only stays with him because because he's a good f^&*. (I'm telling ya, the woman is crazy. Why would you tell that to your children? And why did they have to tell me!!! I can't even look at the poor man now...)

Princess17- my SD; leaving for college- NOT SOON ENOUGH

PITA- SS15; this is what I sometimes call him. He hasn't figured it out yet. Anger issues; basketball star

LazyBoye- SS14; name says it all; thinks he's black. Stupid enough to tell people he's black. I might believe him if he didn't look so much like his father... (There is evidence Loca Grande did sleep around during his marriage to her...)

Gibby- Loghead and I have an 8 year old son. He's a miracle- I was told I couldn't have kids. Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome- went on Atkins diet. 2 months later- pregnant. You've seen "iCarly?" My son looks and acts just like Gibby... It's too funny. I call him that with all the love in my heart. He is my little man.

And me- I'm Tired.

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Last-Wife's picture

Aww... thanks for following me... I think it's the "tired" part that causes us to seek each other out! LOL

"I HAD to pick the road less traveled..."

Snowflake's picture

I do enjoy the nicknames. I like Loca Grande. I think my favorite nickname that someone calls their BM is "wingnut". I am not sure what it means though.

I like to refer to BM as "the troll". It is because she looks like one of those crazy haired troll dolls, with big bug eyes, weird teeth, and troll hair. And she is hefty on top of that. Yeah... a real looker that one. Yeah right!