It survived, whether the zip just bursts at some point who knows.

My patience hasn't survived. Ss walked through the door with 2 bin bags containing approximately 15 footballs , barged through the house and started emptying them onto the lawn.

I hissed at dh 'wtf'?? Our neighbour has already asked us to replace his fences due to football damage , and we agreed the lawn won't tolerate anymore football.  It needs re seeding.

Ss strolls back in, my mum said I could bring them all as we've got no lawn. Good one bm, why didn't I think of having no lawn, n just going for the grown up bar and hot tub look. I'm waiting for dh to tell ss no n he Says nothing.

Next he planks himself down next to dd. Gets his phone out n Says hey dd look at all my new stuff for holiday!! My mums put pictures of me on Facebook saying 'hot hot hot '

Ima barf in my cup n swiftly left the room before I said 'but she can't get you your own suitcase '