All I did was demonstrate how SD let out a wet, snotty sneeze while playing my son's new video game. And then rub her left hand up the front of her left nostril and her right hand up her right nostril, one side at a time. And then pick up the (white) Wii controller and continue playing. And then stop to blow her nose on the side of her shirt. Between this and what I hope were her chocolatey fingers, the Wii remote was brown smudged and sticky. My poor son whispered to me that he was afraid to touch the controller.

My co-workers were aghast. I was pretty sure no one on Step Talk would be surprised in the least.