Oh, there are lots. BM tried hard (and was usually successful) at not showing her true colors in public, so most of the crazy was in email manifestos that she used to send DH on the regular. 

While they were still settling custody and had 50/50 (and BM was trying to alienate and look like MOTY so she could get more time), she accused DH of not ensuring that SS's assignments were done on his time. He pointed out an assignment that wasn't done on her time, and cue the 10 paragraph email manifesto: she missed that assignment because she was using DH's method of letting SS complete the assignments alone, rather than her OWN method, of sitting with him and ensuring they were complete. Since they were trying to co-parent at the time, and DH insisted she was helping too much, she thought she'd try it his way and his way FAILED SS.  On and on and on about how it was his fault that SS had missed the assignment at her home.  (The truth was, BM ignored his homework as much as possible).

To this day, we still say, "I USED YOUR METHOD!" when we do something wrong. 

One fun night, I think it was Halloween, she and her (now ex) BF Tweedle Dum went to a party. She got really really drunk and they fought all night apparently. Well, he was designated driver (because last party he got really drunk) and while he was driving, TT tried to get out of the car, and rolled into a ditch. OOPS.

DH gets a bunch of calls and texts from Tweedle Dum, who was so scared that TT would wake up and see the bruises, not remember anything and then accuse him of beating up on her (which he did later...another story). So apparently TD slept in his car all night.

She actually did wake up and blame him! LOL!

There are more...but Im tired of writing about her...

DAH's ex, Spermcleaner, was so money hungry she would file every chance she got for more CS. When SD(Leech) came to our house, then go back to home, she would tell her mom everything at our house. She was Spermcleaners little spy. I tried to tell DAH, but he didn't believe his little snowflake would do that. I told DAH that I would prove to him that everything we said in our house was going directly back to Spermcleaner. I setup Leech, I made sure that she overheard me talking to my son that DAH had won a huge lottery and would be getting enough money that none of us would have to worry about working for the rest of our lives, everything would be paid for. The money would be deposited into the bank account in two months.

Almost two months to the day, Spermcleaner file for more CS, Leech had been arguing with DAH and hadn't been coming to our house for about 6 weeks. In that time period, the company that DAH had worked at for 14 years closed their doors with no notice, and DAH had to file for unemployment. The court date rolls around, we went to court, the judge LOWERED the CS base the amount of un-employment he was receiving. Spermcleaners, starts screaming at the judge that DAH is a liar, he won the lottery and is hiding the money. I am sitting in the back of the courtroom laughing my a$$ off, at the way she was acting. Our attorney asked her where she came up with such a crazy story, Spermcleaner ran out of the courtroom cussing like a trucker.

DAH finally understood that anything we said in front of Leech would go directly back to her mother, we learned very quickly not to discuss anything while she was at our house.

The BM in my life is crazy, histrionic, and borderline, but I don't have any stories that are half as funny. Most of the BM stories I have are about fraud and lying...

Rolling in the grass...reporting raps...rolling out of a car while wasted...

I'm dying...

When I was dating DD6's dad, he too had poor boundaries with North Korea. She left him for his best friend. They had been divorced and she was living with the best friend. She went on to marry him and Suprisingly they are still married to this day. So he kept the marital home in the divorce but had to pay for half of it in cash and he did. She also just literally walked out one day. Her clothes were still in the drawers. Her magazines were by the bed. It was like the house was standing still from 2008. His house was on a lake and the lake had dried up so he was holding on to until the lake filled back up so he could sell it at a better price. We rarely ever stayed there. The food in the pantry was from 2008. Every few months or so we would have to go there and mow the yard and just check things out. So she still had a key to his place that she never gave him back. One day we go over and open the front door and she had taken their wedding pictures and displayed them through out the house . Open the front door and there she is in her wedding dress on the couch . The photo of them exchanging vows on the pillow. They were everywhere. I was like "what in the world !!!" She was definitely one of those it's ok if I move on but you can't move on

BM had a home willed to her. When she left DH, she signed it over to her bf so she would qualify for government assistance. Yeah now he won't give it back. She's stuck there with him because he has her house. He treats her like poo. Shortly after she realized dude was straight trash, she starting texting DH again. (This is after they had been apart almost 3 years) The last time she did it was at midnight on his birthday wishing him a happy birthday. I casually sent her a picture of ya cuddling and said thank you. She hasn't done it since. 

Can be summed up as "I hear you're about to die, I'm gonna charge you for your last glimpse of your daughter. If you survive, wanna ditch your girlfriend and move back in with me?"

We were early into our dating when DH was in hospital with a life threatening condition. During the 4 months of him stuck there fighting for his life BM brought SD in to see him. Then invoiced him for the cost of hospital parking. And bombarded him with messages saying that she was hopeful they could resolve their differences and salvage their relationship for the sake of SD. And to this day is still raging that DH didn't take her "olive branch"....

BM assaulted DH in front of kids. DH went to the cops to write a statement. The cops called her to come down, read DH's statement to her and she wrote one reversing the roles. 

BM called the cops on DH for not taking the ss's to football because he was sick. I showed up and she went insane, yelling "who the f*(k are you!!?" I had to tell the cops I was his fiance and she knew who I was. Then she filed for a custody order and tried to change parenting weeks because of our wedding. Didn't work out how she planned.

BM was dating the ss's coach, and had a side dish. Coach found out and BM threw a bowl of puke at him. Ss's had to switch teams the following year, cuz momma's a h0e. 

BM ripped DH off for daycare and CS, then when she got caught by the gov, demanded DH pay for half of what she had to repay the gov. Didn't happen. 

BM slept with DH's stepbrother, we just found out this year (more than a decade later) first ss is not DH's, but stepbrother instead. 

BM has frequently told the ss's im a bad person, tell her you don't want her to marry your dad, tell her you don't like her...

When YSS was told by police that they couldn't take the investigation into his assualt allegations against OSS any further becasue there wasn't any proof, YSS took a couple of months worth of epilespy medication one night in a serious attempt to try to commit suicide.   Luckily, while the overdose made him ill it wasn't fatal.

When we found him in the morning we called an ambulance and he was taken to hospital.  DH went with them.

My DH alterted BM who eventually arrived at the hospital some time after lunch. 

DH had spent the day working with the medical team trying to decide if YSS should be sent to a psychiatric hospital.  If he was going to be sectioned the team were trying to figure out if he should go into an adult facility or if he should be sent to the private hosiptial where he was an out patient.  DH was trying desperately to avoid the adult facility because even the hospital psyciatrists thought it would be tough on YSS.

BM rocked in and started to tell everyone that YSS was doing this to try and hurt HER.  She then went on to explain that she'd done a quiz on the facebook on his behalf and the results said he was a narcissist. (I kid you not, a quiz on Facebook that she completed for someone else).  She then spent the rest of her time at the hospital insisting that YSS be "sectioned" immediately.

The medical team didn't take her seriously, of course. 1) It is really hard to diagnose teenagers as narcissists 2) Narcissists don't commit suicide 3) You can't diagnose someone via an internet mulitple chose quiz.

She did waste everyone's time.

That was the last time DH called her about one of YSS medical emergencies.

Well, there are many but I suppose one of the most desperate, was her attempt to get DH to go back to her by giving SD an OTC medicine that she knew SD was allergic to and would cause her to have a seizure. BM threw a tantrum at the hospital, yelling at DH that it never would have happened if he had gone back to her.

Manifestos and attempting to blame DH for her short comings are so regular I'm not even sure if I'm over them or just numb! Ss will come round and tell us something else his lovely mother has said either insulting me or my DH. Me and DH have started betting amongst us what the latest tirade topic will be. At the moment we contacted about SS behaviour and maybe sitting down to discuss how we all manage it moving forward, my bet is her tirade will be that the new baby has caused us to believe he's disrespectful and that we don't love him *shok*

What dating my ex, halloween candy throwing, cum stain yelling isn't enough.  LOL

I asked Dh and this is the one he is going with

During their divorce Beaver would not agree on liquidating their marital home.  That would be ok, except for the fact Beaver was unemployed and couldn't afford the house and DH couldn't afford it and pay child support. These two took out a mortgage that had no down payment (thanks military) and then proceeded to get a HELOC to pay off Beaver's credit card habit and use it all just prior to the housing  bust.  Housing bust happens and now house is worth less than what they owe.  This made selling problematic and Beaver was certain DH was trying to cheat her out of her "share" of the profit.  So she wouldn't budge on the house.

Ok..so during this time...Beaver was living at her parents but didn't want her "babbbbbiiieeesss" to be uprooted. So, they did a thing call bird nesting.  Whereby the kids stay in the home and the parents switch out.  During Dh's time he stayed at the house and during Beaver's he stayed at his parents.

This is where the fun begins...

Dh during his week would come back to find

1. Beaver's undewear, bras etc strewn all over the house.  Dh would just pick them up and put them in the laundry room.

2.  Beaver would leave pictures of her in said underwear and lingerie and leave those all over the houes.

3.  Opened condoms...DH had not idea if they were used or what...but would pick them up with the kitchen tongs and put it in the trash.  Funny, he would then put the tongs them back in the kitchendrawer so if Beaver used them when she was there....well ya know.

4.  One of the last times they had to "bird nest"..DH was in the shower in the morning.  The kids were still sleeping.  DH was barely awake since it was 5:30 a.m.  Next thing he knows a naked Beaver is trying to get in the shower with him.  DH was like WTF are you doing?  Beaver's response "trying to save my marriage".  Dh told I'm not that hard up to hit your fat ass.  GTFO OF MY SHOWER AND THE HOUSE.

DH called his attorney that morning and said, I don't give a sh*t what we do with this house but I AM NOT bird nesting anymore and proceeded to tell his attorney what had been happening.

DH's attorney sends an email to Beaver's attorney and the GAL complete with pictures of the lingerie all over and the photographs that have been left and pictures of the open condoms.   The GAL at the point ended the bird nesting and Beaver finally agreed to no CS until the house was sold and that DH would live in the house.  The other alternative that Beaver didn't want was for her to live in the house and use CS to pay the mortgage. Beaver didn't want to be responsible for the utilities and such.

This is nothing compared to "raps" or ramming cars into buildings (BM is much more protective of her respectable public image), but the most outrageous recent story is...

OSS got fed up with BM's dysfunctional home and came to live with us, visiting BM EOWE. Up until then, OSS and YSS had shared a bedroom at BM's.

The rational next step would be to let YSS make the shared bedroom at BM's more his, and OSS would keep his bed but have less space at his disposal, as an occasional resident, right?

That was the OPPOSITE of what BM did. She got rid of their beds, did an expensive redecoration of the bedroom FOR OSS complete with pricey new queen bed, and relegated YSS to a futon in the hallway. Yeah. Way to try to buy the oldest's love, while making the youngest feel like disposable chopped liver. 

Unsurprisingly, that was just about the time YSS's loyalty to BM faded to indifferent toleration. 

I'm going to try to keep this short lol though I fear I might fail, so forgive me.

When DH (fiancé then) were dating for just around a year, BM threw a tantrum saying she wanted my number and details to put on the kids school pick up list. She never put me on till this day! But instead she used my info and looked me up online. She with what she found contacted my abusive-nearly killed me-stalker of an ex husband, told home where I was and much more. My ex started harassing me again, to which she thought was her cue to whisper in DHs ear about horrible accusations to say the least. When DH refused to listen to their lies, and he told her she needs to shape up (Drugs and pipes found at her house) or else she will be taken to court. She ran to DHs job and failed an abuse claim against his kids and said that he is doing things against his work policy. Even though his bosses knew it was BS they had to follow protocol - all that cost DH the promotion he worked hard for (B/C they couldn't get a hold of BM so that she can repeat her accusations, by the time they wrapped up promotion calls were done).

This past summer (DHs time wit the SKs) the SK wanted to go to BMs friends kid's birthday party and we all went it was great. BM shows up along with her mother. I knew sh*t was going to hit the fan and told DH that from the minute she pulled up all I got was bad energy. The SKs see their mother and it's all good and well till it's time for us to head home. BM pulled the SD aside and was whisper in SDs ear. Then SD comes to asks DH and I if she can sleepover at those kids house. Nothing new she has spent time with them and so have we and we are comfortable with the lady and her kids. But SD never fully stays the night she will call In middle of night (BM has her thinking she has to hangout with certain kinds of girls only I.e "pretty girls"). Anyways fast forward to the next morning and it's almost time to pick her up, we had plans, DH tries to call SD to let her know we will be on the way shortly. SD doesn't answer. We thought "oh she is probably playing with the girls"--WRONG! BM going against court agreement and paperwork, didn't even inform DH, BM picked SD up hours ago and was out shopping, both SD and BM refuse to answer their phone. We drove around freaking out. When BM finally answered she is shouting and screaming at DH saying he is abusing her and harassing her *rolls eyes* they agree to drop off SD but at this point BM had her worked up and SD was saying DH wanted BM money (she pays Zero CS mind you and doesn't work). The minute DH gets in the car with SD, after SD was hurling cuss words at him, BM has her new BD ex boyfriend record the encounter, BM calls the cops on DH and I saying we took the kids against their will. Anyways we get home and our house is surrounded by police officers only for the cops to tell us that BM says the SKs don't like me and don't want to be around me lol. Needless to say this past summer was HORRIBLE beyond words more happened smh during that time.