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Lots of Swamp Land in Louisiana

Pecanflower's picture

So, I rarely mention the drama that goes on with my SDs; because they live several states away.
The youngest is 18; just turned. For the past year or so she has been seeing this thug wanna be ass-munch. He is stupid; lazy; greasy; drugged out; criminal; and just not a good kid. I don't care where you come from; I care where you are going...and he is going no where.

He got into trouble; and was given the choice--Boys Town or Juvie. He took Boys Town.

When he gets out; she will be right back with him.

She is pregnant for the second time (lost the first one) with his child. I don't see him being able to provide for them as he is a drop out.
He has broken up with her/cheated on her/left her-hurt her at least 4 times over the course of their relationship.

I get very Momma Bearish when this happens. I have a very poor opinion of most males anyway...thug wannabes especially. I told SS18; I have no problem driving to her state; filling several heavy duty trash bags with Thug wanna be body parts; putting them in my trunk; driving back to my state and her THOUSANDS of MILES of swamp land and alligators and other hungry varmits and spreading said parts around.

I am not kidding.

No. I. Am. Not. Kidding.

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Major Blunder's picture

I've always been partial to using pig farms, they eat everything even bone. Swamps are a choice though, have to use several counties and even over state lines if possible but I'm in.
A good friend will help you move, a great friend will help you move a body. lol

Major Blunder's picture

I have been scolded once today for apparently trolling for dates here today, but I am sure I could never steal you from hubby, he sounds like a keeper.

Pecanflower's picture

Don't have a pig farm nearby; but if I pass one as I am traveling to and fro; you are right...a Pig farm is excellent. Love how the great minds think alike. Wink

Major Blunder's picture

I can't explain where I got my knowledge or how it's been used because if I did then I would have to........

You know the rest lol

robin333's picture

What's the legal term? No body, very little chance of a problem. It's not very difficult to cut a body into several parts.

Teeth will burn at the right temperature.

uofarkchick's picture

I wish my mother was like you. My ex choked me and beat me several times and my own mother takes his calls from prison. Makes me feel about an inch tall.

uofarkchick's picture

Sign me up, girl. I have a lot of pent up anger I need to let out. Whaling on a mailbox would be a good start.

secondplace's picture

OMG, I'm from the same province as you and have never heard of that. That sounds really creepy.