Does anyone speak BM( big mouth) language? care to translate
" Man I got Swamp butt".
"I'm broke can I bower 50 bucks to take the kids to chuckie cheese for their cousins birthday"
" I dyed my hair with kool aid befor its fine just let SD9 do it or I'll just let her do it at my house with real dye your choice"
" Why you getting all bent up over stupid s#*t"?
" Ima let her get that other hole in the top of her ear pierced don't b*&ch about it please"
I don't understand the whole let me borrow some money, I'm going to go against your wishes as a father and I have swamp butt things. Care to translate? DH and I are at a lost BM can be so hard to understand sometimes especially when she is holding out her hand I'm not big on sign language. Are all bowel movements this difficult to understand?
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"The more holes the child has
"The more holes the child has in the ear the better they hear right?". Yep that's BM thinking.
Ok. I'm coming to you next
Ok. I'm coming to you next time DH and I need a translator.
Although, ever since she has been blocked from texting and warned numerous times about abusing email privileges, it appears she has been having someone else proofread most of her emails before she sends them. It's really obvious which ones are hers and which ones have been filtered.
1. That's funny, what is a
1. That's funny, what is a swamp butt.
3. Have your SD talked to mine before she lets BM dye her hair. I warned mine, but she let BM dye hers from blond to black and it looked like crap..it was REAL BAD. SD had to pay for the dye too.
4. I get bent up bc you ARE STUPID.
LJCapp911 Thank you for that.
LJCapp911 Thank you for that. I will just put my sandwich down now and retire to the bathroom to vomit.
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:sick: :sick: :sick:
Lordamercy!!!! I didn't know
Lordamercy!!!! I didn't know those would be in a dictionary. My co-worker and I had a good ol laugh! Thank you!
Missstresss I have tears in
Missstresss I have tears in my eyes. That was so funny yet accurate. I have to share with DH.
lol!
lol!
Here's my translation: I
Here's my translation:
I don't have anyone else to talk to because I have zero friends so I'm going to try and get you to interact with me. I'm still swinging from your balls (meaning, I still like you a lot and I don't want you to forget about me)
I really hope your H doesn't respond to these
IIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIII WAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTT ATTENTIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!! I AM THE MOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
The swamp ass is probably from what is left over (attempting to get another paycheck) that has run down and made everything a little damp.
Swamp butt??? SWAMP BUTT?
Swamp butt??? SWAMP BUTT? Swamp BUTT? SWAMP butt?
I'm sorry.....I can't get past a human being putting that into some sort of email or text communication.
Swamp Butt. WTF??
Well, BM did text SS15 that
Well, BM did text SS15 that she was at the store picking up cream for her yeast infection....
:jawdrop:
This particular BM is in need
This particular BM is in need of a Silkwood style shower. STAT.