JayRay's blog about the narcissism and Post Traumatic Breadstick Disorder got me chuckling. I was thinking of a school or learning center to help embattled stepmoms, Disney dads, and bpd bms. Here's a sampling:

Do your stepkids suffer from PTBD (Post Traumatic Breadstick Disorder)? Is your husband unable to locate his testicles when communicating with his ex? Do you deal with a deluded, high-conflict biomom who causes confusion and delay everywhere she goes? You're not alone. There is help...

Here at the 'PrincessMofo School of Suck it Up and Rub Some Dirt in It' we specialize in teaching whiny asshats how shut the f*ck up and move on.

Our group therapy program, which is dh centric, helps Disney dads learn to locate their ballsack and remove their heads from their asses when dealing with skids and bms.

Our language learning center focuses on the four main components of communication with a hostile bm. These components include: silencing a twat waffle, when to ignore the whore, psycho bitch with a personality disorder, and if only someone would drop a house on that cunt.

We offer rigorous, real-world training to help you deal with such common occurrences as: nasty-ass can't wipe butt properly, improper disposal of sanitary napkins, skids who f*ck up your newly remodeled décor with haircolor, skid hoarding of food, lice infestation, ick you smell like cat pee, "you hate my kids" by a dh, but I'm too good to do chores, dadddddy hold my hand (I'm 16), my mom doesn't do it like that, and I get two Christmas', birthdays, Arbor Day, etc... And I'm a child of divorce you will worship me, peon.

With proper training and heavy amounts of alcohol, here at the PrincessMofo School, we work on teaching you the coping skills to learn to disengage and no longer give a rat's ass. With our intense "lifetime" learning sessions you will develop the resilience you require to navigate the serpentine and twisted road of stephell.

Ok, StepTalkers please feel free to add to the curriculum. }:)