Someone I know (who is 'friends' with BM on Facebook) texted me today, "Did you see the pics from BM's Halloween costume on Facebook?"

Of course I had to look.

She was supposedly dressed as Paris Hilton. I sooooo wish you guys could see this. For one thing, I've always thought she looked like Paris anyway for some reason (and she must get that, too), upper body and face there's a resemblance. BM is very thin but has pretty large legs compared to the rest of her (and compared to Paris).

She's wearing what looks like a regular dress that BM would wear on any other night going out to the bars (a dress a hooker would wear), except that she has it pulled down over her shoulders so that almost her entire bra is hanging out in front. She also seems to have the skirt hiked up/folded under so that it just barely clears her woo-haa. I can only wonder if she was wearing underwear. Otherwise she looks completely "normal" in BM terms -- same hair as usual, same caked-on eyeliner/mascara makeup.

Sorry this is pretty petty but I just am dying at the fact that really, this isn't a COSTUME...it's just an excuse for BM to wear even less clothes going out to a bar than she normally would. She couldn't even throw on a long blonde wig to make it look like a costume? Paris Hilton has more class than she does.

And on another note:

We took the skids to this little Halloween thing at an area high school yesterday, around 2pm. We were waiting in line behind a mom and a little girl who must have been about 3. They had coordinated fairy outfits. Except mom had thigh-high lace-up boots on, and was not covered up in the least...looked to us like she was in her walk of shame outfit from the night before. EVERY parent there was STARING at her with disgust. In addition, she was drawing MORE attention to herself by SCREAMING at her daughter for not standing directly next to her (she was being well-behaved though), then screamed at her "I can't WAIT for your dad to get here so he can deal with your BULLSH** attitude and can have you for the night!" The poor little girl started crying. I feel bad for anyone who has to deal with THAT BM...and for the little girl!