Ha!
My girl-kitty loves cigars.
She tore the hell out of an expensive cigar or two my ex-H had. Took them out of his coat pocket even. I caught her recently on our deck with a cigar paper my dad had left out. Tobacco is her thing.

My boy-kitty loves greens.
I get the cats cat-grass on a regular basis so they aren't lacking. But I cannot have plants in the house of any type b/c he'll eat them. Which is also dangerous. If anyone gives me flowers they have to go outside where he can't get to them. My last plant (non-poisonous thank goodness) a friend gave me lasted exactly 2 mintues. I set it down on the table to say good-bye to friend and when I came back in it was mowed down to a stump.
He also loves, in order, 1) butter lettuce 2) chard 3) kale 4) green leaf lettuce 5) bok choi. I'll give him some of those when I'm cooking just to get him to back off from bugging me. He'll come running from wherever he was if he hears greens rustling in the kitchen.
The SDs think it's hilarious.

Meat! If I open a package of meat, my dogs come running! Well, one of my dogs is deaf, but just follows the other dog.

They love bacon and lunch meat.

Pipe cleaners! When the kids were young we couldn't keep crafts out because my Devon Rex would steal the pipe cleaners.

He would bring them to you to throw. Only cat I've ever seen play fetch! He's much older now but will still play fetch if he finds a pipe cleaner.

Sheba's guilty pleasures are bottle caps, the rings from the milk jugs, and peeing and pooping on clothes that you leave on the floor.

Sheba likes a clean house. Don't you dare put anything on the floor.

She absolutely adores plastic grocery bags. Actually, any kind of plastic bag. She digs her claws into them and stretches and pulls them. And, sometimes she will break off little pieces and eat them.

I know, she's weird but I love her!!

I had a dog who loved chasing balloons like a seal with a ball.

My dog would kill for a carrot or a slice of apple or banana. He's not interested in dog treats.