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So glad I married the perfect know it all ..

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Submitted by Wah-wah-11 on Wed, 02/18/2015 - 4:21pm

I swear I've married the biggest asshole on the face of the earth.. Toilet is stopped up and bless his poor little heart he has to so something about it without his daddy's help. Totally understand it's in the middle of a huge snow storm but ur the man of the house fix it or pay someone. So of course he automatically goes into blame and pitch a fit mode. According to DH it's either the 3 year old flushed something or to much to or it's all my fault bc I'm the only girl & use toilet paper (so basically I'm the only one who uses it). I said I'm not the only person who shits in these commodes so I doubt I'm the only one that uses tp OH wait ur kids don't wipe their butts right? (Half the time they don't).. Next I'm accused of flushing a feminine product after he "plainly told me not to" last time the toilet was clogged .. Oh wait DH I've had a period for over 15 years now and never flushed one so I don't think I needed you to tell me that .. DH said "just checking I didn't think u would since I told u not to" but of course we have to have a huge blow up bc I didn't listen to his dad over a rental property and listening to my "mommy and daddy".. Btw as I meantion earlier he is working on toilet without his daddy .. Oh that's right he can't do anything without his daddy doing it for him. But his dad does it right and mine doesn't ..lost it on him right there ..and during this hear about how everything is ways my fault and it's never his fault bc he doesn't do wrong ..
Did I meantion he did nothing all flipping weekend .. Kid free wife free .. Only worked 2 days and couldn't do the dishes bc "they weren't mine" but during this big fight he goes off about how the house is trash and I do nothing and thats why he wouldn't do anything all weekend ..BS DH bc if I did nothing u woud never have clothes to wear or towels to dry ur ass off with ..
Had we not been in the middle of a blizzard and not been able to get my car out I think I would have taken our kid and the dog and left ..

Oh btw the prob with toilet wasn't a tp clog .. It was a half ass job by his daddy ..

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Submitted by Wah-wah-11 on Wed, 02/18/2015 - 4:44pm

3rd time in a few months .. But it's my fault .. I said I've used a commode for 20 some years now & never clogged 1..

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Submitted by Wah-wah-11 on Wed, 02/18/2015 - 5:08pm

Lol -- it's not fixed ... He's been under the house 5 times since last night .. All that does is make me more laundry

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Submitted by misSTEP on Wed, 02/18/2015 - 4:35pm

JHC - I think it is time for you to only clean after you and yours. Didn't do the dishes because they "weren't his." Give me a BREAK. Then I guess everyone has to do their OWN dishes.

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Submitted by Wah-wah-11 on Wed, 02/18/2015 - 4:46pm

Have done it and it does no good with the pecker head .. He would just go buy new undies

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Submitted by Danearl1 on Wed, 02/18/2015 - 6:26pm

I have gotten the 'You do nothing comment' in the middle of our heated arguments. Although I know he doesn't really mean it as he says it just to get a rise out of me (which works everytime) I started to write down everything I did, date and time.
- 19/2/15 - 10.01am Picked up your infested jocks and put them in magic basket (magic basket is the laundry basket, magic cause clothes go in dirty and come out clean, folded and back in the draw, I wonder how that happens Wink )
- 19/2/15 - 10.02am - Washed ALL breakfast dishes including skids.
etc...

He wont say it anymore as the last time he said it I threw the list at him and asked him what he has contributed }:) . You guessed it NOTHING!

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Submitted by Justme54 on Wed, 02/18/2015 - 7:22pm

Do you have trees close to the house? You may have roots in your lines. Did he try run a snake to clean the house line. Snake is a tool Rotor Rooter uses to clear lines. You cam buy a manual one at Lowes. If a snake does not solve the problem, you may have old pipes that need to be replace. Been there done that.

DH can manage supervising a rig and all it's up keep, He can not do the basic DIY projects.

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Submitted by Wah-wah-11 on Wed, 02/18/2015 - 7:54pm

All toilets have been snaked.. It very well may be the pipes but I've learned that I'm stupid and don't know anything so I just hush .. I suggested septic tank and was told that ridiculous. So I shall let him and his daddy figure this out