LOL DH just told me...
that over the weekend, during the drive home from band festival which resulted in DH learning of ASS'S grand plan, the following conversation also took place -
DH - so, what's the deal with you putting your clothes all over the floor instead of your dresser?
ASS - the dresser makes my clothes smell funny
DH - I don't think that's the dresser, ASS, I think that is either all the garbage on the floor, all the dirty clothes everywhere, or it's YOU. That's what happens when you believe that showers are optional.
ba ha ha ha ha!!!!!
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Special candy!!!!
Special candy!!!!
Oh, so the dresser takes away
Oh, so the dresser takes away from the B.O. eau de Cologne he prefers??
Years ago when I lived with
Years ago when I lived with my parents we had a cedar walk-in closet. It smelled like heaven! I loved it. What is wrong with this kid? Is he part insect? He's turned off by the smell of wood... Yes, clearly that's the problem. Smelling like equal parts crotch-crust and BO would have nothing to do with it. Can you Febreeze a human being? I think you should try WOB. }:)
Fruit, funny you mention
Fruit, funny you mention that. After my last blog about ss and his bowel/laundry issue it dawned on me that his clothes always smell overly perfumed (Gain perhaps?). I have allergies as do my bios so we use an all natural, organic, fragrance free laundry soap and dryer balls. I now know why Twat Waffle uses it. She has to cover up the smell of poop on poor ss's clothes.
If that had been my SO, he'd
If that had been my SO, he'd have rushed out and bought the kid a new dresser.
Is this the kid that killed
Is this the kid that killed the ACT? I know it is but it's hard to reconcile that with a kid that obviously is missing a lot of brain cells. Maybe the majority are in the olfactory section but what a f*ck ing ASS.
Yes-this is the kid who
Yes-this is the kid who nailed to the ACT. Got a 30. Without even trying.
That's my biggest problem with him-he is so intelligent, and has so much potential, but chooses to use his powers for evil instead of good.
Oh, and he smells bad.
Ok, confession: I was a kid
Ok, confession: I was a kid who never put anything in wooden dressers. Maybe it was just my set or I was overly nose-sensitive, but it had this musty odor that I couldn't stand. My mom ended up just getting rid of the dresser and getting bins for my closet. It wasn't dirty or me, I swear.
However given your other issues with ASS, I doubt that's the real problem.
Well, if ASS was overly
Well, if ASS was overly nose-sensitive, he would have stenched himself out years ago!
reminds me of the febreeze
reminds me of the febreeze nose-blind commercials, where the teen's room reeks like a sweaty locker room...
and bravo, mr wob! very well done. too bad it's too late....