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O/T FIDS (feathered kids) VS SKIDS, OR KIDS!

Francesca's picture

FIDS-
CAN FLY THEIR FOOD AROUND THE HOUSE

CAN CHEW THE TOPS OF THE DOORS (cabinets, too)

MUCH BETTER AT BEING ON TIME FOR DINNER, PREFER TO SIT ON THE EDGE OF YOUR PLATE

GENERALLY PUT THEMSELVES TO BED, THEN SHRIEK UNTIL YOU SHUT THE TV

WILL GET IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ARGUMENT WITH THEIR OWN OPINION

CAN GET IN CEREAL BOXES

CAN ANSWER BACK, OFTEN IN ENGLISH

DON'T APPRECIATE GEESE, HAWKS, OR THE NEIGHBORS LAZY CAT ON THE FRONT LAWN

LIKE A GOOD SNUGGLE UNDER THE COVERS

CAN GIVE A GOOD BITE ON THE TOE IF YOU DON'T ANSWER THE ALARM CLOCK

BMS HAVE GENERALLY KICKED THEM OUT OF THE NEST

SKIDS-CAN BE SENT BACK TO THEIR BM'S!

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GoodbyeNormaJean's picture

I'll second that one. Our FID, an elderly and very persnickity Pacific Parrotlet, is the reason we haven't had a helium balloon in the house for over 10 years. She sits on high and mocks the cat, throws things off her perch onto the dog AND the kids, then laughs as they look around trying to figure out where it came from.

purpledaisies's picture

I had a cocktail that would whistle at me every time I bent over and yell oh baby! He would then go to my shelf that had my little nic nac on and would push them off to the floor. He would also wait til you were sitting and pull your hair and run off and kept doing it.