O/T FIDS (feathered kids) VS SKIDS, OR KIDS!
FIDS-
CAN FLY THEIR FOOD AROUND THE HOUSE
CAN CHEW THE TOPS OF THE DOORS (cabinets, too)
MUCH BETTER AT BEING ON TIME FOR DINNER, PREFER TO SIT ON THE EDGE OF YOUR PLATE
GENERALLY PUT THEMSELVES TO BED, THEN SHRIEK UNTIL YOU SHUT THE TV
WILL GET IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ARGUMENT WITH THEIR OWN OPINION
CAN GET IN CEREAL BOXES
CAN ANSWER BACK, OFTEN IN ENGLISH
DON'T APPRECIATE GEESE, HAWKS, OR THE NEIGHBORS LAZY CAT ON THE FRONT LAWN
LIKE A GOOD SNUGGLE UNDER THE COVERS
CAN GIVE A GOOD BITE ON THE TOE IF YOU DON'T ANSWER THE ALARM CLOCK
BMS HAVE GENERALLY KICKED THEM OUT OF THE NEST
SKIDS-CAN BE SENT BACK TO THEIR BM'S!
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I'll second that one. Our
I'll second that one. Our FID, an elderly and very persnickity Pacific Parrotlet, is the reason we haven't had a helium balloon in the house for over 10 years. She sits on high and mocks the cat, throws things off her perch onto the dog AND the kids, then laughs as they look around trying to figure out where it came from.
I had a cocktail that would
I had a cocktail that would whistle at me every time I bent over and yell oh baby! He would then go to my shelf that had my little nic nac on and would push them off to the floor. He would also wait til you were sitting and pull your hair and run off and kept doing it.