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Submitted by Last-Wife on Sat, 01/01/2011 - 1:13pm

Loca Grande's post today was all about God's support and happy wishes for the New Year, but she has herself listed as an atheist under religious beliefs.

Gotta love stupidity like that!

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Last-Wife's picture

Submitted by Last-Wife on Sat, 01/01/2011 - 1:19pm

Tis better to stay quiet and be thought stupid, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt

This tag line of yours sums up the BM right there! LOL

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Submitted by thegoodwife on Sat, 01/01/2011 - 2:41pm

What an idiot! I love FB too. I love to spy on the skank whore my husband was once married to. She's constantly cramming her 54 year old body with the fake boobs into black nighties and posting the pics. She changes her profile daily--all photos of her, ME ME ME ME. She lists her interests as: looking for a man who will stick around. Gotta love it. No man sticks around for very long once they've figured out she is a total psycho. Also has to let everyone know she's a "loving mom" while she's called my husband and said she doesn't want to be around her daughter because she's "a little bitch"...ya carbon copy of you, ya loser.

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Submitted by caregiver1127 on Sat, 01/01/2011 - 2:59pm

Anytime I read that someone is a loving mom or their kids are number one - my radar goes up and all I can think is that the person is lying and is the exact opposite of what they say - if you are a loving mom you don't need to post it - people know you are one they don't need to read about it on FB -

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Submitted by thegoodwife on Sat, 01/01/2011 - 3:08pm

You read my mind. From the very first time I read that, first on her Love at AOL account (way back in 1998) to her FB account, I thought exactly the same thing. In reality she's a cold bitch. When I first started dating my husband in 1998 we had a brief split up. While apart he was looking at cars on a lot and this sales guy came up to him and said "I am psychic and I really need to talk to you as I have a message for you" My husband thought it was a gimmick. The sales rep proceeds to tell my husband "there are two women in your life, but they are as different as night and day" "one woman you've been married to and she is cold, void of any soul and heartless" then the sales rep makes this face, like he was in pain and says "just getting a vision of her makes me feel ill inside" Ha ha ha ha. He explained to my husband "this other woman, you have not known
her for long but she is 1 in a million. Don't let her get away" True story. My husband called me the next day and we've been together ever since.

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Submitted by caregiver1127 on Sat, 01/01/2011 - 3:14pm

Very cool story -

I met my husband through Match.com and what impressed me the most was that most of the guys would put how great their kids were and how they loved spending time with them and their kids were the most important thing in their lives and then you meet them and it is all a big facade. But my hubby said that while his son was very important to him having a partner in life was just as important and he was looking for someone to spend his life with that made a big impression that you could tell he loved his son but he also thought having a relationship was important to - his honesty rung through - and then you may ask why are you on ST if he is so great lol Never realized that BM's could be so psycho and that is my biggest problem is that wench!!!

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Submitted by thegoodwife on Sat, 01/01/2011 - 8:54pm

Your husband sounds like he's totally in tune with life. Good for him to see reality. Agree with you BM can be real psychos

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Submitted by Butterflykisses... on Sat, 01/01/2011 - 3:22pm

@ Caregiver-

"Anytime I read that someone is a loving mom or their kids are number one - my radar goes up and all I can think is that the person is lying and is the exact opposite of what they say - if you are a loving mom you don't need to post it - people know you are one they don't need to read about it on FB -"

If that's the case, your radar would stay up with the BM in our life. I kid you not. That is all her profile talks about. Oh yeah, and staying "fit", which she is not. You can't be fit eating fried foods every evening then trying to go peddle it off at a gym.

She also has kept the same 5 year old pic up now for 3 years...

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Submitted by RaeRae on Sat, 01/01/2011 - 3:33pm

LOOOL!!!! We got bank records for court, and BM would have McD's BK, Chick Fil A, Applebees, and all these kinda of places, 2 and 3 times a day, nearly EVERY day!!!! Yet, she was 'hitting the Y' all the time to exercise, and still is!!! The food is winning!!!

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Submitted by Butterflykisses... on Sat, 01/01/2011 - 3:42pm

Yeah! What is the deal with that? :? Is it for "show"? or what?

My advice is to not eat so many times a day and stay hydrated. I'm making Curry right now w/ Tofu. Wink

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Submitted by RaeRae on Sat, 01/01/2011 - 3:45pm

Seems that way! Her DH thinks they eat 'all natural' foods... I'm guessing he hasn't seen her bank account statements lol...

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Submitted by Butterflykisses... on Sat, 01/01/2011 - 4:01pm

Those establishments are not exactly " All Naturale' and or Organic." LOL

Maybe it is her "secret" ? }:)

Kind of like eating an entire cheesecake with diet coke then going for a "run."

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Submitted by RaeRae on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 9:17am

She works out daily, and it hasn't helped. Don't think she can keep it secret for too long....

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Submitted by Butterflykisses... on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 9:50am

I wonder what this BM would actually look like if she did not go to the Y and gossip and peddle away. (normally runs her trap about us)

Dammit. The only winter pool in this town too. Yes, I got the eyes and stares galore there. I'll wait for summer to swim again. There is a major problem with DH and I though. I am not living here much longer. With him only barely seeing his kid, there is no reason that we can't move a few counties away and start "fresh" as a couple.

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Submitted by ddakan on Sun, 01/02/2011 - 12:44am

OMG...i had a facebook war on Christmas Day. BM was adding all our family and I had my last straw when she added DHs dead brothers son....she didn't acknowledge his dad's death, but adds him on facebook. I went in to a tyrranical rage and wrote how I hate that money grubbing whore and that I hated her effing cunt guts.....she saw it and flipped out!!! DH was pissed because I wrote on facebook like that...

I said, well, I told you she was pushing her luck adding our family...I snapped and I hate her and I'm not going to tolerate her anymore. I am THE woman in this family that needs to be satisfied NOT her, and I will no longer do things to spare her feelings!! 10 years of this BS. DH had to deliver the skids presents because they were all upset over it. I'm sorry DH didn't get to spend a perfect Christmas with his skids dropping by to get their loot, but hey, every Christmas in a step family frikin sucks. (in my opinion). Christmas was too much pressure on me...8 total kids, my mom and grandma up my butt half the time....

9 years ago, our BM told ss8 that i was a devil worshipper and that the devil was going to take my soul. she's a flippin idiot, she's like a human weed, worthless and good for taking up space where good things should be.

It's a new year and I have a new better attitude, thank God!

well, that was a good vent. thanks yall!

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Submitted by thegoodwife on Mon, 01/03/2011 - 3:18pm

You summed it up perfectly, you need to be THE woman. Why is it that most of us never get the consideration we deserve? No one seems to care if our feelings are hurt or are concerned that we may go postal. It's always about the BM.