I thought we could all use a laugh for the weekend.  In the last few years DH and I helped SD and her 2nd husband buy a house that was foreclosed on.  

They split and she immediately hooked up wirh her new dude.   He's an unemployed loser so of course she was all over that. 

SD has two boys 13 and 11, one from each of her two husbands.  She quit the job she was at for 10 years because she wanted to travel and enjoy her life.  With no money.  They bought an old truck with 250k miles on it and an old travel trailer that she was going to "remodel" and they were moving to another state where the boyfriend's dad was going to get him a great job.  That didn't happen. 

That's when her house was foreclosed  and they moved into his grandparents old hoarder house and started refinishing furniture and making barnwood furniture.  The boyfriend's brother called CPS on them.  They moved in with his mom and her husband for a little while but they had to move out suddenly because his mom drinks and starts arguments.

They were in a hotel when SD called DH with her hand out and asked for $3,500 to buy a trailer in a park.  He's given her $30,000 over the last 5 years.  Swore up and down she'd pay him back because they were selling a car.  She texted him a picture of some cash that she said she was sending.  It never arrived, then she said she spent it on tools and she was sending $500, it never arrived.  Two weeks later she asked him to send her $400 for the space rent. For the first time ever he told her no.  And to get a job.  She threw a tantrum and swore she'd never ask him for money again.  

So now Surprise! She's pregnant! And she's so sick that neither of them can work because he has to take care of her.  And now at 32 he's going to join the Air Force.  

We have no expectation that they'll take him.  She said he needs to take care of a DUI charge and an outstanding domestic violence charge stemming from a fight with his brother.  

Oh, and she needs to get divorced so that they can get married.