The dirty toothbrush
Have you ever heard the saying, be nice to people that have access to your toothbrush?!?!? Well I think I have now lived the reason why! A few nights ago, I was going for my toothbrush and noticed it had a yellow tint to it. I looked more closely and there was stuff in it. I smelled it and IT REEEEKED of somthing very disgusting! I was so upset, and asked my husband if he knew anything about it. I had him smell it and he sorta laughed like it was funny! I became very furious, it wasn't him it had to be one of my SKIDS. We together have have a 4 and 2 year old.....the two year old can't reach and the 4 year old wouldnt have put it back if he grabbed it by accident. Anyway, the morning before, i woke 16 yr old SS up at 6 am to hand wash his dirty underwear becuase he was supposed to get it done Saturday but instead just threw them back in the laundry (I took them out of the laundry saturday as i was sorting because they were all sharted on with shit). This has been an ongoing issue with him, he is a 16 year old boy! He should know how to wipe his ass!! Anyway, two weeks ago I told him he would no longer be putting his disgusting underwear in with our laundry and have to handwash them. So Monday morning when i saw what he did, i woke him up...and when he didn't get up immediately, i told him i would make him get up and do burpees if he didnt get up NOW. SOOOOO, what a coincedence that the following night I find my toothbrush like this.
I am still upset with my husband because he doesn't think it was them! Well if it wasnt you , then it HAS to be them! I called around to see if i can get it tested to prove to my husband that something else besides water and toothpaste was on my toothbrush but it would cost $450!!!! I just don't think its worth it to spend that money to prove I'm right!
I ended up buying a door knob with a look on Wednesday night and now have my room/restroom locked up when we are not home. Pretty sad and pathetic that I have to do this, but who knows what else there sick little minds will think of to get back at their STEP MOTHER! .
I CAN'T STAND THIS! I STILL HAVE 3 MORE YEARS BEFORE THEY ARE BOTH OUT OF THE HOUSE! I'M DISGUSTED WITH MY HUSBAND RIGHT NOW, SINCE HE CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY I'M SO UPSET! I MEAN COMMMON! IT'S SOMETHING YOU PUT IN YOUR MOUTH!!!!
I'M SO FED UP!
I think in my fury I'd be
I think in my fury I'd be tempted to take SS tooth brush and dip it in the toilet for being a literal sh!t . You should be upset with your H because he's not parenting and doing anything about it. There is no evidence to show if it was them or not but your H could have still spoken to the kids and let them know that if they "did" do that, there would be consequences and that its a zero tolerance policy for that level of disrespect.
Unbelieveable how this kid doesn't know how to wipe his @ss at 16. Does your H tell him anything about this?? I'd have him deal with his laundry. Have you recommended baby wipes, this may help with his sh!tty situation.
Husband is feeling my FURY
Oh, trust me, HE KNOWS i'm upset! Yes, NO EVIDENCE WHATSOEVER, except for the fact that a toothbrush doesn't go from clean to disgusting and smelling out of NOWHERE! I told him even my 4 and 2 year olds toothbrushes smell and look normal and they by no means clean everything off of theres when they are done brushing!
Yes, i have told my husband to talk to him about it AND apparently he HAS, but SS is just lazy and does'nt care and isn't embarrased about it. I told him at some point a while back that if he's not embarrassed for us to see his dirty draws that I'm gonna send a picture of them to his friends! LOL, I never did but can you imagine if i had?!?!?!? I would have to sleep with one eye open!
We have a locking door knob
We have a locking door knob on our bedroom due to skids stealing but your issue is just as bad, personally I would retaliate, especially since DH isn't backing you up at all, when it comes to a personal attack like that I figuire it's all fair at that point, although I am rather immature at times
Stealling
I think they go in and grab things we have in our closet like snacks for the younger kiddos. I would store these things in the pantry before but they noticed they would get eaten by skids .... BUT I bet they were laughing becuase they still went into my closet and ate them anyway!! Grrrr. Again, i can't prove it.
Why don't you have your SS do
Why don't you have your SS do his own sh!tty laundry? He's old enough. If your H finds that's so funny he's lucky it wasn't me because I'd want to take his sons sh!tty draws and wipe it on his tootbrush to see if he likes it.
Absolutely disturbing to think something like that is funny.
They are in charge of laundry
BUT the last two Saturdays I was "trying to help" and sorted for it them. COme to my surprise he still had not corrected this issue which had been addressed MONTHS ago. Had I known that all this time, they had been putting his shit underwear in with our laundry, i would have put a stop to it A LONG time ago! GGROOOSSS!
Take a pair of his sh*tty
Take a pair of his sh*tty drawers and leave them on the sink. Lay his toothbrush next to them - maybe with the non-brush end touch the dirty drawers. You haven't actually contaminated his toothbrush (although it would be tempting).
Or better yet - why not leave the dirty drawers next to your husband's toothbrush.
Yeah...no, I don't think this
Yeah...no, I don't think this is in the least bit funny. This is the kind of stuff prison inmates do to each other. This is very serious. It takes a disturbed individual to do something like this.
That kid would not be allowed in my home anymore.
Feel the same way
But since i chose not to throw $450 down the drain to get it tested, i have no proof. I wish i could just kick the skid out! :(
You KNOW it was him. It
You KNOW it was him. It obvious! If your DH wasn't an arsehole, he'd back you up.
Why are you waking the kid up
Why are you waking the kid up with shi* filled underware? You give those your husband to address with his darlings and then your toothbrush won't get pissed on.
TRUE
I should have had him wake him up! I guess since I'm the one that made the rule I guess I felt like I needed to enforce it. Next time regardless if i made the rule, i will have husband get onto them.
Next time you find something
Next time you find something tainted, wonder out loud how DH’s item got tainted. Make SS think he did it to his dad’s item. Two can play this game , you just need to put smart him and play it better.
I would put the tooth brush
I would put the tooth brush in a baggie and take SKiDS for a drive... telling them that you are taking it down to the police station for a DNA test with them.
I was going to say to make them think you did something to theirs but I have a feeling that would backfire.
You should have rekeyed the
You should have rekeyed the exterior locks and put your moron DH and his prior relationship crotch turds on the curb. That he would laugh this off and expose his bride and younger kids to the products of a shallow and polluted gene pool tells me more than I care to know about him.
What kind of weirdo sticks a
What kind of weirdo sticks a toothbrush up his arse
The operative word here is ..
The operative word here is ..... weirdo.