I swear, I think SS13's main mission in life is to be the biggest jerk in the known universe, and probably parts of the unknown universe too. This kid goes out of his way to be such a gigantic ass, if it were an actual career option, he would be making seven figures and would be the best in the business. The biggest thing is I'm conviced he actually gets off on starting shit. He is the biggest tattle tale I've ever met in my entire life, and will actually bring stuff up off-topic just to get other people in trouble. His favorite target, naturally, is SS11, but it really doesn't matter who it is, he will throw ANYONE under the bus, including his own parents. He knows that my in-laws think BM basically starves them, so today at late lunch, he made sure to throw in, "I have to eat a ton here because I need to gain weight for my mouth surgery...I'm sure not going to over at MOM'S house..." The in-laws always take the bait. He knows I can't stand it when people talk/text and drive, so tonight in the car on the way back, when DH was telling them to cut the crap in the back seat because it was distracting him, SS13 made sure to throw in a very smart-alecky, "Oh, you mean like when you talk on your phone while your driving when boogeymom's not in the car?" I was like, did you seriously just tell on your own dad....to your f-ing STEP-MOM?!? What an idiot! Like I'm going to get on DH's case just for SS13's pleasure! I could tell he was waiting for it, too. SS11 has been having a stupid issue lately, and won't come clean about an incident that happened a few days ago, so naturally SS13 hears SS11 using his whiny voice he always uses when he's in trouble, and comes flying up the stairs talking about, "What's going on here?" I said, "It's none of your business," knowing full well SS13 knew what was going on. SS13 said, "Well, if you want to end this mystery now, I'll just go ahead and tell you what happened." DH said, "SS13, butt out, this is NONE of your business, so get lost." This kid is such a dick! It's no wonder he has such trouble making/keeping friends. I can't wait until he goes to the shark tank known as "high school" next year, he's going to have his ass handed to him.